I Have Never

[Kimbo Almond]

You've already committed one murder and kidnapping, and made it look like a suicide. Now your on the run living in these off the grid communities of derelict people.

May peace be with your poor ex who you killed. And you did not drive her to do it, you tied her up and killed her

You should really contact the medical examiner in Mercer County, NJ about this, as it seems that it was an open and shut case for them. You should tell them I murdered her.

[Couchlockd]

You should really contact the medical examiner in Mercer County, NJ about this, as it seems that it was an open and shut case for them. You should tell them I murdered her.

You know what you did, you had a good plan of action and you got away with it

I hope you are happy with yourself. Killing the one person that was able to tolerate you and actually loved you before you scared her away

I'd dig a hole and just lay in it until your life ceases if I was you.

Your the definition of a shitty conniving human waste

[Capebuffalo]

For what it's worth, I didn't set out to offend anyone who's actually been personally affected by a mass shooting. It's one of the worst situations a person can experience in life and I wouldn't try to delay their recovery by poking fun.

You can post all the bat shit crazy treads you want. But do me a favor and don’t post on my threads. Thank you for understand

[Capebuffalo]

I have never been in a hot air ballon

[Charlie67]

I have never been in a hot air ballon

I have.... totally not worth the cost.... although the post-suprise-hot-air-ballon-ride sex was epic.

[Capebuffalo]

I have.... totally not worth the cost.... although the post-suprise-hot-air-ballon-ride sex was epic.

In the balloon?

[Charlie67]

In the balloon?

No, I couldn't afford that. Actually, now that you ask, I'm not sure if it was technically post-balloon sex, or just hotel sex, that was great.... well, whatever it was, worth the balloon cost.

[Couchlockd]

I will NEVER ride a hot air balloon.

[Charlie67]

I will NEVER ride a hot air balloon.

At least do the hotel part then

[Capebuffalo]

No, I couldn't afford that. Actually, now that you ask, I'm not sure if it was technically post-balloon sex, or just hotel sex, that was great.... well, whatever it was, worth the balloon cost.

You could shoot a lot of ducks out of a hot air balloon while having sex.

[Obs]

You could shoot a lot of ducks out of a hot air balloon while having sex.

I did that. Poor dog... I should have left him at home.... He was just doing his job.

[Capebuffalo]

I did that. Poor dog... I should have left him at home.... He was just doing his job.

It’s not beastiality if it’s off the ground.

[Old Duffer]

It’s not beastiality if it’s off the ground.

Is that where the term 'fuck a duck' comes from?

[Obs]

It’s not beastiality if it’s off the ground.

Lmfao!
Damn I aint playimng with you anymore.
I meant he jumped out of the baloon to retrieve a duck...

[Capebuffalo]

Lmfao!
Damn I aint playimng with you anymore.
I meant he jumped out of the baloon to Get away from my dick.....

Fixed

[Capebuffalo]

Is that where the term 'fuck a duck' comes from?

No. Those are slow ducks that can’t fly.

[Obs]

Fixed

Fucker...
Lmao

[fiddlesticks]

I will NEVER ride a hot air balloon.

How the fuck are those even legal at this point??

[AR's King Silabolin]

I have never had sex before the age of 25.
Kind of proud today. But Ofcourse it sucked back then.
Yeah..it was mostly deca /silabolin and dbol cycles

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[Family_guy]

Fixed

Lmao!!!

[charger69]

I have never had a threesome.
Fuck you Duff. LOL


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[Obs]

I have never had a threesome.
Fuck you Duff. LOL


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Was that an invitation for him?

[fiddlesticks]

Now I've imagined a hilarious scenario where you anonymously send your worst enemy a gift card to some hot air balloon fest and somehow manage to pop the balloon midair with a rifle.. lol

[The God Himself]

Was that an invitation for him?

Count me in for the gangbang

[Capebuffalo]

Was that an invitation for him?

Pretty sure that’s an invitation.

[Old Duffer]

Was that an invitation for him?

I can hook a brother up!

[charger69]

Was that an invitation for him?

LMAO


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[Family_guy]

Count me in for the gangbang

Lmao!

[Family_guy]

I have never wanted to do Tren .

[Obs]

I have never wanted to do Tren.

Liez

[The God Himself]

I have never wanted to do Tren.

That’s life man, we’ve all been this (tren ) road so many times..

[clarky.]

I have never been in a hot air ballon

Ohhhh fuck, i always fancied that. Good shout there Cape.

[clarky.]

Me neither! I’ve always wanted to see these guys up close to really see just how big they are

Aye, seeing them on youtube say means fuck all, you just do not get the actual size of them.

[clarky.]

I have a nice shit your pants story, happened last August.

I had my 3 bike trunk mount carrier on truck of car. Had it there from week prior bike ride trip.

I started to have to shit at work at 7pm, got busy didn't have time. Punched out at 9pm. The shit feeling left. I knew I should have tried before leaving work, but I wanted to get home n lift.

Walk to the car, get in and started driving. About 10 minutes into the 25minute drive it came back with a vengeance. I was driving one cheek touching seat, praying at red lights it would pass. It wasn't. At 3 minutes from home I'm seriously about to loose it in my pants

I fucking made it home, I had my belt already undone, and zipper down. I ran around side of car and totally forgot the bike rack was there, I ran full force into it, clotheslined my self as I fall to the ground, I shit my pants as soon as I landed

I sat there looking up, full of runny high protein shit, screaming at the moon "you mother fucker, why!"

On top of shitting my pants, I hit my head so hard it left a 5 day long bump.

Really really lmfao, that is class Couch.

[Beetlegeuse]

Obs, you know how nobody ever blames anything on gravity?...

Au contraire mon frère. I recognized decades ago that gravity is the single most frequent cause of airplane crashes, and have been campaigning ever since to have it abolished.

...That's how europeans see guns. Guns aren't common over here....

Tell that to the Swiss, one of the few European countries NOT ravaged by WWII (because it's the second best-armed nation on earth).

America buys the carbines the army and the Marine Corps use from the Belgians.

We buy the sidearm all our militaries use from the Iteys. The same Itey company which, by the way, is the oldest continuously-operating firearms manufacturer on the planet.

60% of all American policemen carry a handgun made in Austria.

The best (non-boutique) AK-47 pattern rifles in the world are still made in Finland and Poland. The Finns also make the best brass rifle casings in the world.

The Finns and the Czechs make as good a sensibly-priced "off the rack" sporting rifle as there is to be had.

The best barrier penetration anti-personnel round for the .50 BMG is made by the Norgies.

The world's intermediate-range sniper rifle of choice at the moment is made in Portsmouth, England. The best rimfire target ammunition in the world is made in London.

The old BSA motorcycles? The BSA stood for "Birmingham Small Arms." During WWII they had 67 factories making SMLE rifles and Sten and Browning machineguns.

Besides chain saws, motorcycles and sewing machines, Husqvarna once made machine guns.

For folks who loathe firearms, they sure do make a tidy profit off them.

The truth is the Euros want to be powerless the next time an invasion comes their way because history has taught them that when (not if) another large scale war breaks out on the continent, every country in it will be overrun (again), possibly repeatedly, and razed to the ground (again). And everyone who shows intent to resist the invaders will be slaughtered (again).

So the only prudent thing to do is not resist. If you don't resist, you won't get hurt ...maybe. It's worth a chance, right? Because the most important thing is to survive, even at the cost of your self-respect, because if the war lasts long enough, the Americans probably will get dragged into it.

And regardless which side America takes in the war, that side will emerge the victor (true in both previous and the upcoming yet-to-be-named World Wars). And since the beginning of the 20th century, the Americans always have insisted that all conquered lands be returned to the previous owners (albeit with certain provisos). Hell, softies that they are, the Yanks will even help with the rebuilding.

And after the war will be a wondrous time, with plenty of business opportunities, plenty of employment, plenty of young widows, a shortage of young adult men, and beaucoup opportunity for upward social mobility.

But only if you're still alive. So it's pointless to to die in some futile attempt to remain sovereign and independent because you eventually get your country back anyway, albeit in shambles, but also brimming with opportunities.

And if you forego the precaution of stocking up on firearms, after the war it's easier to console yourself that you did your best because you weren't equipped to resist. Which is easier to live with than facing up to your cowardice.

The Japanese acknowledged that invading America would have been a fool's errand because there would have been "a rifle hiding behind every blade of grass." And there weren't yet 10 million civilian-owned firearms in the US. Now there are 500 million-ish. And to paraphrase General Patton, you might kick my ass clean across Mexico, but come the Texas border, you'll have a fight on your hands. Because we had to rebuild from war damage in about a third of our country a piece back, and it didn't sit well with us. We don't intend to let it happen again.

So if you defeat the American military, all that nets you is a "W" on your scorecard. It still doesn't get you America. That you've got to take house by house.

And we'll be waiting.

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ. If you think you're man enough.

[Capebuffalo]

Au contraire mon frère. I recognized decades ago that gravity is the single most frequent cause of airplane crashes, and have been campaigning ever since to have it abolished.



Tell that to the Swiss, one of the few European countries NOT ravaged by WWII (because it's the second best-armed nation on earth).

America buys the carbines the army and the Marine Corps use from the Belgians.

We buy the sidearm all our militaries use from the Iteys. The same Itey company which, by the way, is the oldest continuously-operating firearms manufacturer on the planet.

60% of all American policemen carry a handgun made in Austria.

The best (non-boutique) AK-47 pattern rifles in the world are still made in Finland and Poland. The Finns also make the best brass rifle casings in the world.

The Finns and the Czechs make as good a sensibly-priced "off the rack" sporting rifle as there is to be had.

The best barrier penetration anti-personnel round for the .50 BMG is made by the Norgies.

The world's intermediate-range sniper rifle of choice at the moment is made in Portsmouth, England. The best rimfire target ammunition in the world is made in London.

The old BSA motorcycles? The BSA stood for "Birmingham Small Arms." During WWII they had 67 factories making SMLE rifles and Sten and Browning machineguns.

Besides chain saws, motorcycles and sewing machines, Husqvarna once made machine guns.

For folks who loathe firearms, they sure do make a tidy profit off them.

The truth is the Euros want to be powerless the next time an invasion comes their way because history has taught them that when (not if) another large scale war breaks out on the continent, every country in it will be overrun (again), possibly repeatedly, and razed to the ground (again). And everyone who shows intent to resist the invaders will be slaughtered (again).

So the only prudent thing to do is not resist. If you don't resist, you won't get hurt ...maybe. It's worth a chance, right? Because the most important thing is to survive, even at the cost of your self-respect, because if the war lasts long enough, the Americans probably will get dragged into it.

And regardless which side America takes in the war, that side will emerge the victor (true in both previous and the upcoming yet-to-be-named World Wars). And since the beginning of the 20th century, the Americans always have insisted that all conquered lands be returned to the previous owners (albeit with certain provisos). Hell, softies that they are, the Yanks will even help with the rebuilding.

And after the war will be a wondrous time, with plenty of business opportunities, plenty of employment, plenty of young widows, a shortage of young adult men, and beaucoup opportunity for upward social mobility.

But only if you're still alive. So it's pointless to to die in some futile attempt to remain sovereign and independent because you eventually get your country back anyway, albeit in shambles, but also brimming with opportunities.

And if you forego the precaution of stocking up on firearms, after the war it's easier to console yourself that you did your best because you weren't equipped to resist. Which is easier to live with than facing up to your cowardice.

The Japanese acknowledged that invading America would have been a fool's errand because there would have been "a rifle hiding behind every blade of grass." And there weren't yet 10 million civilian-owned firearms in the US. Now there are 500 million-ish. And to paraphrase General Patton, you might kick my ass clean across Mexico, but come the Texas border, you'll have a fight on your hands. Because we had to rebuild from war damage in about a third of our country a piece back, and it didn't sit well with us. We don't intend to let it happen again.

So if you defeat the American military, all that nets you is a "W" on your scorecard. It still doesn't get you America. That you've got to take house by house.

And we'll be waiting.

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ. If you think you're man enough.

That was pure poetry. I mean outstanding. Come and take it indeed.

[Family_guy]

Liez

Lmao! I just know it wouldn’t agree with me. I have a naturally impatient and irritable temperament. I’m a ginger and the fire is strong! Quick to anger quick to calm. Tren is the last thing I need!

[Family_guy]

Aye, seeing them on youtube say means fuck all, you just do not get the actual size of them.

Exactly! I would need to really see them up close to actually understand how big 300lbs lean at 5’9”. I’m sure it’s quite mind blowing

[Family_guy]

Au contraire mon frère. I recognized decades ago that gravity is the single most frequent cause of airplane crashes, and have been campaigning ever since to have it abolished.



Tell that to the Swiss, one of the few European countries NOT ravaged by WWII (because it's the second best-armed nation on earth).

America buys the carbines the army and the Marine Corps use from the Belgians.

We buy the sidearm all our militaries use from the Iteys. The same Itey company which, by the way, is the oldest continuously-operating firearms manufacturer on the planet.

60% of all American policemen carry a handgun made in Austria.

The best (non-boutique) AK-47 pattern rifles in the world are still made in Finland and Poland. The Finns also make the best brass rifle casings in the world.

The Finns and the Czechs make as good a sensibly-priced "off the rack" sporting rifle as there is to be had.

The best barrier penetration anti-personnel round for the .50 BMG is made by the Norgies.

The world's intermediate-range sniper rifle of choice at the moment is made in Portsmouth, England. The best rimfire target ammunition in the world is made in London.

The old BSA motorcycles? The BSA stood for "Birmingham Small Arms." During WWII they had 67 factories making SMLE rifles and Sten and Browning machineguns.

Besides chain saws, motorcycles and sewing machines, Husqvarna once made machine guns.

For folks who loathe firearms, they sure do make a tidy profit off them.

The truth is the Euros want to be powerless the next time an invasion comes their way because history has taught them that when (not if) another large scale war breaks out on the continent, every country in it will be overrun (again), possibly repeatedly, and razed to the ground (again). And everyone who shows intent to resist the invaders will be slaughtered (again).

So the only prudent thing to do is not resist. If you don't resist, you won't get hurt ...maybe. It's worth a chance, right? Because the most important thing is to survive, even at the cost of your self-respect, because if the war lasts long enough, the Americans probably will get dragged into it.

And regardless which side America takes in the war, that side will emerge the victor (true in both previous and the upcoming yet-to-be-named World Wars). And since the beginning of the 20th century, the Americans always have insisted that all conquered lands be returned to the previous owners (albeit with certain provisos). Hell, softies that they are, the Yanks will even help with the rebuilding.

And after the war will be a wondrous time, with plenty of business opportunities, plenty of employment, plenty of young widows, a shortage of young adult men, and beaucoup opportunity for upward social mobility.

But only if you're still alive. So it's pointless to to die in some futile attempt to remain sovereign and independent because you eventually get your country back anyway, albeit in shambles, but also brimming with opportunities.

And if you forego the precaution of stocking up on firearms, after the war it's easier to console yourself that you did your best because you weren't equipped to resist. Which is easier to live with than facing up to your cowardice.

The Japanese acknowledged that invading America would have been a fool's errand because there would have been "a rifle hiding behind every blade of grass." And there weren't yet 10 million civilian-owned firearms in the US. Now there are 500 million-ish. And to paraphrase General Patton, you might kick my ass clean across Mexico, but come the Texas border, you'll have a fight on your hands. Because we had to rebuild from war damage in about a third of our country a piece back, and it didn't sit well with us. We don't intend to let it happen again.

So if you defeat the American military, all that nets you is a "W" on your scorecard. It still doesn't get you America. That you've got to take house by house.

And we'll be waiting.

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ. If you think you're man enough.

Very nice! I don’t speak Greek though....

[Obs]

Very nice! I don’t speak Greek though....

Its latin
Means "stick it in her pooper"