Ask DSM anything.

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 11:19 AM

I am inspired by both godfather and musclescience.

**scottythebody** · 11-08-2008, 11:32 AM

Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by scottythebody

Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?

Pre 25's no, post yes.

**AnimalGear** · 11-08-2008, 12:01 PM

how many dimples are in a golf ball?

**Deltasaurus** · 11-08-2008, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

how many dimples are in a golf ball?

everyone knows that its 480 on top flight and more on certain brands dont waist Dsm's time!!! pppssshhhh.... how many dimples? cmon. LOL

Ok Dsm here's one Whats the Atomic weight of Gold????

and im sure you have a good sense of style, so White and Black like alwasy goes together right? or almost always.

**AnimalGear** · 11-08-2008, 01:19 PM

why do my balls sometimes retract up into me when i ejaculate or have a boner?

**Ernst** · 11-08-2008, 01:22 PM

Can I drink winny?

**Hoggage_54** · 11-08-2008, 01:44 PM

How can I get 5% body fat and a wicked physique without having to do anything?

**Ernst** · 11-08-2008, 01:50 PM

20 minutes 3 times a week on a genuine Bowflex is all you need to look like the guy in the Bowflex commercial, right?

**MuscleScience** · 11-08-2008, 01:57 PM

Why are you so damn cute???

**HORSE~** · 11-08-2008, 02:01 PM

How did you turn MuscleScience gay????

**MuscleScience** · 11-08-2008, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by HORSE

How did you turn MuscleScience gay????

Oh Horsey don't get jealous, I meant it in a totally platonic way...

**Dizz28** · 11-08-2008, 02:11 PM

Can Chuck Norris really split adams simply by punching them?

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

how many dimples are in a golf ball?

Answered above.

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Can I drink winny?

You can.

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

How can I get 5% body fat and a wicked physique without having to do anything?

Stop eating.

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

20 minutes 3 times a week on a genuine Bowflex is all you need to look like the guy in the Bowflex commercial, right?

Depends where you were born.

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

Why are you so damn cute???

Gift from God.

Originally Posted by HORSE

How did you turn MuscleScience gay????

4 shots of vadka and a 6 pack of miller lite.

Originally Posted by Dizz28

Can Chuck Norris really split adams simply by punching them?

Never doubt Chuck

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

why do my balls sometimes retract up into me when i ejaculate or have a boner?

To return to the correct temp to produce more semen.

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

everyone knows that its 480 on top flight and more on certain brands dont waist Dsm's time!!! pppssshhhh.... how many dimples? cmon. LOL

Ok Dsm here's one Whats the Atomic weight of Gold????

and im sure you have a good sense of style, so White and Black like alwasy goes together right? or almost always.

The atomic weight of Gold is 196.97

**Dizz28** · 11-08-2008, 02:28 PM

Well then Mr Smarty pants.... How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HUH?

I didn't think so

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

Well then Mr Smarty pants.... How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HUH?

I didn't think so

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

**legobricks** · 11-08-2008, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

Well then Mr Smarty pants.... How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HUH?

I didn't think so

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

Ummm I think not ! Answered.

**legobricks** · 11-08-2008, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

I stand corrected.

And all of that sounds like something Peter Griffin would say..

**Dizz28** · 11-08-2008, 02:34 PM

**AnimalGear** · 11-08-2008, 02:36 PM

Can I start my first test e cycle at the same time that I start taking a prescription anti depressant?

**Ernst** · 11-08-2008, 02:36 PM

Name and credit card number?

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

Can I start my first test e cycle at the same time that I start taking a prescription anti depressant?

Test e will take care of the depression. Save for PCT.

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Name and credit card number?

I never got your name but i do know your underwear size and favorite positions.

**AnimalGear** · 11-08-2008, 02:38 PM

it's not for depression, moreso for general anxiety/social anxiety

I have my doc appt at the end of december, and am gonna start my cycle at that time too...my doc would wonder why i didn't start my prescription for another 3months after the appt...

**Dizz28** · 11-08-2008, 02:40 PM

The irony of my above post that doesn't show the picture I tried to post..... I was trying to post this picture, and I failed.....

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

it's not for depression, moreso for general anxiety/social anxiety

I have my doc appt at the end of december, and am gonna start my cycle at that time too...my doc would wonder why i didn't start my prescription for another 3months after the appt...

After 6 weeks of test e you should be feeling a lot better and more social due to better body image.

Take one pill. When he asks if you taken the prescription you can say yes without it being a lie.

**AnimalGear** · 11-08-2008, 02:42 PM

1-3months after he prescribes it to me he'll most likely want to have me back to see how it's been going thus far. I will have nothing for him...or maybe i could just start my test cycle now...hmmmm

seriously tho, would it be too much to start them both at the same time?

**Kratos** · 11-08-2008, 02:48 PM

glory holes...do gay people really use them?

**Kratos** · 11-08-2008, 02:50 PM

foreskin or no? which do you prefer and why?

**Kratos** · 11-08-2008, 02:50 PM

do guys ever fart when you're hitting it?

**J-Dogg** · 11-08-2008, 02:55 PM

How long till we can control the weather? I'm freezing

**J-Dogg** · 11-08-2008, 02:56 PM

Why does my girl friend complain when I want to take her from behind?

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

1-3months after he prescribes it to me he'll most likely want to have me back to see how it's been going thus far. I will have nothing for him...or maybe i could just start my test cycle now...hmmmm

seriously tho, would it be too much to start them both at the same time?

I would advise against it.

Originally Posted by Kratos

glory holes...do gay people really use them?

Yes

Originally Posted by Kratos

foreskin or no? which do you prefer and why?

I have to say cut since i never had a penis with a hood.

Originally Posted by Kratos

do guys ever fart when you're hitting it?

Yes. Same as a women when "hitting it."

**Kratos** · 11-08-2008, 02:59 PM

hairy ass on a guy, turn on or off?

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

How long till we can control the weather? I'm freezing

Never gonna happen.

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Why does my girl friend complain when I want to take her from behind?

anal or vagina ?

Anal - You need to take things a lot slower.

Vagina- It allows you to penatrate her much deeper. Don't just ram it in. First half way then slowly work your way in deeper with each pump.

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

hairy ass on a guy, turn on or off?

Turn on.

**J-Dogg** · 11-08-2008, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Turn on.

Hairy ass on a girl?

Best way to talk the old lady into anal?

Bribe with house work? Dishes maybe?

or just offer her cash?

**DSM4Life** · 11-08-2008, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Hairy ass on a girl?

Best way to talk the old lady into anal?

Bribe with house work? Dishes maybe?

or just offer her cash?

1) Hellz no

2) Have one of your girlfriends take your wife out for a few drinks. Have the girl talk to your "old lady" about how good it feels (without you being there).

Brides won't work.