The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[RuhlFreak55]

ok so it's been a while......and i need to get laid again........now the last time kinda just well.......fell into my lap?......i really don't know what to do....i need to pick up one of the plethora of beautiful chicks at the gym but don't know how......cause i figure that they're there to workout just like me and wouldn't like to be interupted........saw a girl today that was like a dream.......really dark black hair, dark eyes......very tan.....and then she had this AWESOME scar running the length of her left quad....never seen a sexy scar before but she had one

i can't even remember this girl now

[RuhlFreak55]

Clearly all the time would be retarded.... but I don't think this is all he has to talk about.. in fact, I'd be willing to bet it isn't. Trashing someones interests isn't cool either...

why does it still make my heart heart a year later..... god i'm pathetic lol

[RuhlFreak55]

well....time for a bump lol....on cycle and of course.....gettin none

[WEBB]

i remember her...

still not getting any hey...sorry bro...it will come....oh sorry, no pun intended....hahhah

[RuhlFreak55]

i remember her...

still not getting any hey...sorry bro...it will come....oh sorry, no pun intended....hahhah

lol at least now i've pretty much forgotten how good it was so i don't want it quite as bad .

[Amorphic]

lol at least now i've pretty much forgotten how good it was so i don't want it quite as bad .

harsh

[WEBB]

but was it only good cause you didnt have anything to compare it to....

[RuhlFreak55]

but was it only good cause you didnt have anything to compare it to....

possible......i dunno....i wont be judgmental about her.....i still don't hate her

[football2007]

dood if you want some you gotta go out...


Even if you just bring water along..who cares. Chix aint gonna come in your room and **** you sittin on the comp

[RuhlFreak55]

dood if you want some you gotta go out...


Even if you just bring water along..who cares. Chix aint gonna come in your room and **** you sittin on the comp

i don't just want some....we've been through this before.....i don't want random sex....

[football2007]

It works both ways..

Just start gettin out there. Go to the pool...go to a coffee shop and just start talking to some chick sittin there..

Bar isnt really the best place to find a gf...but even plenty of good girls go to bars. You may try that out, even though I know you hate the drinking scene..

[RuhlFreak55]

It works both ways..

Just start gettin out there. Go to the pool...go to a coffee shop and just start talking to some chick sittin there..

Bar isnt really the best place to find a gf...but even plenty of good girls go to bars. You may try that out, even though I know you hate the drinking scene..

i can't put myself around that stupidity it makes me uneasy and puts me on edge for starters......hell i even get edgy at the pool. Not that i have time to do anything but train right now though lol goddamn contest prep

[NotSmall]

possible......i dunno....i wont be judgmental about her.....i still don't hate her

Why would you hate her, and why did SMAK and those others write all that horrible shit about her?

[RuhlFreak55]

Why would you hate her, and why did SMAK and those others write all that horrible shit about her?

dunno......still don't understand what happened.....it really hurt her though and made her think I was using her and shit.....which was never ever nearly true.

[pay tribute]

lol at least now i've pretty much forgotten how good it was so i don't want it quite as bad .

Unfortunately you cannot have intercourse over the net. Go out and try. If you're nervous, get slammed first.

[RuhlFreak55]

Unfortunately you cannot have intercourse over the net. Go out and try. If you're nervous, get slammed first.

well you obviously don't know me at all.....we don't EVER do the whole slammed business....

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* will this never end......still missing her.......

[Kratos]

i don't just want some....we've been through this before.....i don't want random sex....

You should start dating more, not just the girls you are totally into. Lower your standards, be around more women. It sounds like you've been with one girl, and you refuse to date another girl unless she is of the standard you would marry her. But, you're neverous around girls that high caliber, so you don't get those girls anyway. You need to get with a few girls to take the edge off, or at least spend more time around girls so you chill out.

[RuhlFreak55]

lol could be.....i don't really spend any time around anyone anymore......

[Dukkit]

i cant believe i missed this post.. ruhl, you gotta come to Atlatic City for labor day. we'll get ya taken care of.

[RuhlFreak55]

i cant believe i missed this post.. ruhl, you gotta come to Atlatic City for labor day. we'll get ya taken care of.

lol the thread has been around for like a year and a half.

[Dukkit]

lol the thread has been around for like a year and a half.

yea. well im slow. so what. get off my case lol

[Kratos]

lol could be.....i don't really spend any time around anyone anymore......

Maybe you need more balance in your life. You're in college right? And you have time for the internet. Join a frat or something dude, you need to get out and have a good time. If I were a girl, I wouldn't want to be with a dude that does nothing but think about lifting. Girls want to have a good time. Not that I'm dissing your dedication, but the lack of balance may be making you unhappy as well.

[TJM7275]

Yeah dude....LABOR DAY WEEKEND
Will get you laid

[RuhlFreak55]

Maybe you need more balance in your life. You're in college right? And you have time for the internet. Join a frat or something dude, you need to get out and have a good time. If I were a girl, I wouldn't want to be with a dude that does nothing but think about lifting. Girls want to have a good time. Not that I'm dissing your dedication, but the lack of balance may be making you unhappy as well.

when one puts the words "fratboy" together with "good time" i'm almost 100% positive this results in massive amounts of alcohol consumption......which is something i don't do and really don't care to be around.......but we've been through this.......

bottom line lol.....i'm hopeless and will just argue with advice anyway (at least that's what people have told me)

[zimmy]

dude...this thread made me remeber mizfit :\ Didn't know she was banned :P

[Kratos]

Can't you sip on a coors light and be part of the party? If not that's a problem for girls your age.

[RuhlFreak55]

Can't you sip on a coors light and be part of the party? If not that's a problem for girls your age.

no.....that would be sooo far out of being me. I wont drink beer even on the few occasions that i've drank anyway....shit's disgusting.

[RuhlFreak55]

Can't you sip on a coors light and be part of the party? If not that's a problem for girls your age.

i guess that's why the only girl i've ever been with was/is like 5 years older than me.

[smokeyd]

sounds like you dont really care if you get laid or not, just lookin for a woman, and well i think your either not looking right places or lookin to hard, thats usually the problem

[Kratos]

no.....that would be sooo far out of being me..

Well, you being you is making you unhappy. It's time to shake things up a bit. Balance is key. Party's are fun, funny shit happens, girls go to them to have a good time. But, don't go looking for a girl, go to have fun. Drink water if you must, but drink a beer and you'll look more the part and it might loosen you up a bit. I get the impression you may be a little anti-social off the message boards. That's prolly why you have a strong urge to have a girl on lockdown rather than go out and meet them.

[Dukkit]

Well, you being you is making you unhappy. It's time to shake things up a bit. Balance is key. Party's are fun, funny shit happens, girls go to them to have a good time. But, don't go looking for a girl, go to have fun. Drink water if you must, but drink a beer and you'll look more the part and it might loosen you up a bit. I get the impression you may be a little anti-social off the message boards. That's prolly why you have a strong urge to have a girl on lockdown rather than go out and meet them.

ding ding ding ding ding!! we have a winner!!

[bulldawg_28]

Not really bro. I've been in a "frat" for over 2 years now. No one has ever made me drink a single drop of alcohol. Being in a fraternity has also really helped me in the social department as well. Which is something it seems like you really need to work on.

Trust me when I say that being in a fraternity is nothing like how it is in the movies. I've made some of the best friends that I have ever had. I was never hazed (within reason of course ), never made to drink, although I did like to have a couple drinks every now and then. I had a few brothers that didn't drink, but they still had a great time at our social events.

And don't worry about anyone trying to **** with you. No one ****ed with me (or any of my pledge brothers for that matter), and I'm only 5'4" at 180lbs. I'm pretty sure you're bigger than me.

When fall rush comes around, check them out! They'll all have their ass kissing shoes on, but in a way it's good because it'll get you to open up and make new friends, who just so happen to know plenty of girls.

when one puts the words "fratboy" together with "good time" i'm almost 100% positive this results in massive amounts of alcohol consumption......which is something i don't do and really don't care to be around.......but we've been through this.......

bottom line lol.....i'm hopeless and will just argue with advice anyway (at least that's what people have told me)

[Kratos]

Exactly what I was trying to say bulldawg, I wasn't in a frat but had many friends who were. They had a great time, I was involved in some sports and clubs and that helped me meet close friends. Ruhl needs to find something to balance his life.

[RuhlFreak55]

Exactly what I was trying to say bulldawg, I wasn't in a frat but had many friends who were. They had a great time, I was involved in some sports and clubs and that helped me meet close friends. Ruhl needs to find something to balance his life.

bodybuilding..............................school

is that not balance?????

[Kratos]

nah man bodybuilding is an antisocial activity....that's why you're drawn to it

[RuhlFreak55]

nah man bodybuilding is an antisocial activity....that's why you're drawn to it

nah i think i'm drawn to it because i want to be superior in every way, not just my intellect....

[Kratos]

Well, you're desire for superiority is a problem. You think you want to be above everyone but you'd be happier being part of the gang. Creating a bigger divide by being the biggest juice monkey on campus may not bring you happiness, and maybe just maybe when you walk around by yourself with your big muscles people are looking at you like you're a cheese dick.

[RuhlFreak55]

Well, you're desire for superiority is a problem. You think you want to be above everyone but you'd be happier being part of the gang. Creating a bigger divide by being the biggest juice monkey on campus may not bring you happiness, and maybe just maybe when you walk around by yourself with your big muscles people are looking at you like you're a cheese dick.

i always assume this is how people view me.

[Kratos]

they wouldn't if you made more of effort, you're the one dividing yourself from people