The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[dan991]

Ruhl... we need a pic (and not of your dick) From the waist up.

[dan991]

Paging an admin/moderator:

Permission to hot link this thread in craigslist posting?

[RuhlFreak55]

*shakes head in despair*

[dan991]

*shakes head in despair*

Quit bitching and send me a pic via PM or email. Here's what I'm posting:

Hello ladies,

First, let me say that I am single, disease free, 22 year old sane male. My problem is that I have a hard time talking to women. So, let me explain myself here. First off, I want you to know that this posting is set up by a bunch of guys on an internet forum for body builders. Yes, I am being serious. There is a thread that has been going on about me for over 2 years where these guys have been trying to help get me laid.

Here is a link: The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread! and that is the whole story. My screen name is RuhlFreak55

So, if you go to the last page, you'll see where a group of guys are on a mission to get me laid. If you are interested in a NSA relationship, either a one timer or recurring, please contact me via the craigslist contact page and I will send you a picture. Shoot me a note if you want a picture and you are serious about hooking up, but you gotta send me a pic before I give up mine.

[dan991]

Me has a feeling that this thread is gonna have more views than the post whore thread by tomorrow night and its all gonna be chicks!

[RuhlFreak55]

get someone to answer that and prove it to me and i'll give ya a pic

[dan991]

get someone to answer that and prove it to me and i'll give ya a pic

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cas/807178319.html

Give it an hour.

[RuhlFreak55]

it's disturbing to me that you actually went to all this trouble.......and i'm not a virgin either

[dan991]

it's disturbing to me that you actually went to all this trouble.......and i'm not a virgin either

Your a virgin. You had sex once. doesn't count.


I'm trying to help you man, quit bitching.

Where'd Bo go? We may need some pimpology involved if a good conversation strikes.

[RuhlFreak55]

it does to count

[dan991]

it does to count

No it doesn't. Hopefully the chicks don't get disgusted when they see the "protein farts" thread and leave.

[football2007]

Lol no girl that isnt already interested in lifting at least will come here....my gf makes fun of me for bein on all these bb sites

[Bojangles69]

Ok Bo is back.
Ruhl - me and elvis are working on a happy ending for this thread and your sex life.

But you must play politely, follow some basic instruction, and not slip out the back door when your bell rings.

This is what we need for now:
One clean shaven facial pic, one pic preferably with some social proof - like you and some buddies at a random venue smiling and not throwing out gang signs.

And if genetics allow, a picture of your penis next to a water bottle.
haa.
Seriously send us a g/dmn pic please and quit arguing with our noble intentions.

[dan991]

Lol no girl that isnt already interested in lifting at least will come here....my gf makes fun of me for bein on all these bb sites

Your right, but some chick craving cock and looking for someone in good shape with a possible body builders body may just find this place to be "man candy."

[dan991]

RUHL! We got a message:

Hello,
Is this for real? I'm located in Pleasant Grove. I'll give this guy the blowjob of his life. I'm a very attractive white girl in search of guys who are bootylicious! Though most girls seem to prefer a guy with a big dick i've always preferred one with a really nice round butt. I'm attractive, blonde, blue eyes, 5/6,120,slender build, 36C, deep throat and shaved smooth down below. Pic attached but please don't put it in your little club.
♥♥♥Sexually♥♥♥
I enjoy giving head(i do swallow),rimming,69, gettting tity ****ed and role play. So, if this guy wants some fun tomorrow night tell him to reply with a pic and send me a message.
xoxo



Ruhl, give us a pic. Bo, PM.

Ruhl, once we have approval and an appointment set for you tomorrow night, I will pass on the password to the email account. I have the pic. She's hot. This way you can't screw it up. And, yes, I'm being 100% serious.

for Ruhl!

[dan991]

My response:


Hey there sexy,

So, we're working on getting you a pic. You can check the forum here:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...59#post4148159

You are welcome to register and talk directly in the thread to Ruhl. He seems to be a good guy, he's just shy. So, I'm not located anywhere near you guys but I guess he lives near or around Columbia. Any suggestions on where you two could meet for dinner/drinks or something before your little orderal? As promised, I didn't post your pic, but damn your hot. I'm half tempted to say screw him and grab a plane ticket for myself. But, I can't do that. Ruhl is gonna knock the dust off your ***** cause he ain't got laid in a year or so. So, give us a minute and we'll get a pic out of him to send you. Once we have this all arrange, please let us know if he doesn't show up or is a lame. In fact, your more than welcome again to post in the thread.

Elvis

p.s. Damn, your hot. How old are you again?

[dan991]

Alright, after some photoshop, here is the pic she sent me. I cut off her face, that's all I did. no modifications to the pic.

[dan991]

Damnit Ruhl, give me a friggin pic. Send it via PM. If you don't, anyone else in Missouri around Columbia wanna hook up with this fine young lady?

[scibble]

i live within a thousand miles of her, what about ME?

[dan991]

i live within a thousand miles of her, what about ME?

Serously?


Your a noob. You don't get access to these type of services until your account is 2 years old or more. Go

[scibble]

actually i've got back up *****

[scibble]

if he doesn't go get it, i say we all go to MO and kill him

[dan991]

actually i've got back up *****

i call bullshit. your ass would've been in the car already if I said ok.

[scibble]

yeah, my ass would've been in the car , so? right now it's headed to this woman lying in my bed who goes by the name Mrs. Scibble.

[dan991]

Ruhl, ANOTHER email:

Hi I live in Reynolds. Im into fitness, running, and gym. Im looking for a built guy for a friendship with benefits - a fun friend to also have physical excitement with. Send me his pic and if hes cute we can hook up. Ill send mine after I see his. I promise Im a cutie in good shape.

[dan991]

WTF... did Ruhl go lock himself in a closet now that girls are actually replying? Where the hell did everyone go?

[Bojangles69]

He's sitting in his closet sweating with a dildo in his hand about to pm DSM.

[dan991]

right now it's headed to this woman lying in my bed who goes by the name Mrs. Scibble.

who is gonna tell you that she doesn't feel good and go to bed, yet will promise "good sex" *tomorrow.*




Same thing here.

[RuhlFreak55]

i was watchin another movie......

[dan991]

i was watchin another movie......

Leave the porn alone and send me a pic already so I can lock this down.

[RuhlFreak55]

My response:


Hey there sexy,

So, we're working on getting you a pic. You can check the forum here:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...59#post4148159

You are welcome to register and talk directly in the thread to Ruhl. He seems to be a good guy, he's just shy. So, I'm not located anywhere near you guys but I guess he lives near or around Columbia. Any suggestions on where you two could meet for dinner/drinks or something before your little orderal? As promised, I didn't post your pic, but damn your hot. I'm half tempted to say screw him and grab a plane ticket for myself. But, I can't do that. Ruhl is gonna knock the dust off your ***** cause he ain't got laid in a year or so. So, give us a minute and we'll get a pic out of him to send you. Once we have this all arrange, please let us know if he doesn't show up or is a lame. In fact, your more than welcome again to post in the thread.

Elvis

p.s. Damn, your hot. How old are you again?

Ruhl, ANOTHER email:

Hi I live in Reynolds. Im into fitness, running, and gym. Im looking for a built guy for a friendship with benefits - a fun friend to also have physical excitement with. Send me his pic and if hes cute we can hook up. Ill send mine after I see his. I promise Im a cutie in good shape.

ummm i dunno what to say here......or do

[dan991]

ummm i dunno what to say here......or do

Send me a pic via PM or email it to [email protected] so Bo and I can lock it in for you.

[RuhlFreak55]

i swear to Odin, Thor and all things holy if you guys are messin with me

[Bojangles69]

Ruhl get on the ball damnit!

And Elvis the women are for ruhl lol, ease up a bit with the compliments.

[RuhlFreak55]

*sits looking entirely perplexed*

[dan991]

i swear to Odin, Thor

There's your first friggin problem! Knock that geek shit off.

[dan991]

*sits looking entirely perplexed*

Get out your best pic. <attach>

Its not that hard. I told you we'll handle the rest. Once we get it semi-set up, I'll give you the password to the email account, and you can contact the chick directly to get directions and such. Just don't ask for more than directions, and leave your GI Joe's at home.

[scibble]

Ruhl,

for the love of god, PLEASE, send them a pic.
so far this has been going against the laws of nature...the world is gonna cave soon

please....

[dan991]

We need some moral reinforcement for Ruhl. Everyone go out and recruit other people to this thread to root Ruhl on!

[RuhlFreak55]

ok pic problem......i have no recent pics that aren't progress pics for my bodyspace......and on top of that my last progress pics were before i stopped my contest prep