'Official Postwhore Thread'

[dan991]

Don't even go there....I give up on Ruhl I have spent hours trying to help him and until he actually cares to change his ways, I don't care anymore.

But... but.... we got 9 different girls all "willing" right now and he won't go over there because he wants to "make love" when all they want is some

Pretty please

[Reed]

Why can't Ruhl get laid, I mean just get him a fat chick, they need loving too

[Reed]

Yes Ranger my calves are lagging. I'm trying my best to bring them up. I work on my feet for 8 hours at a time so its hard to find a balance so they will grow. It'll just take time

[KatsMeow]

But... but.... we got 9 different girls all "willing" right now and he won't go over there because he wants to "make love" when all they want is some

Pretty please

Ummm hell no, i thought you just meant give him advice, I would never have sex with him

[inky-e]

The last leg pic, one leg is more forward than the other so it looks like one is smaller than the other.


Ok done showing off my weak sauceness. Back to some jokes...

I thought the pics were the jokes!! OOhh No he didn't ..Bro I'm busting your balls.......

[dan991]

Why can't Ruhl get laid, I mean just get him a fat chick, they need loving too

Dude, we got hot chicks! We even got a potential 3some lined up (2 girls and Ruhl.) Go look in the "Help get ruhl laid" thread. We set up an add for him on Craigslist and all kinds of girls replied. They want to hook up and he won't because he wants to "make love" and can't comprehend that these girls just want to

[KatsMeow]

Why can't Ruhl get laid, I mean just get him a fat chick, they need loving too

He wouldn't have sex with a fat girl either, he thinks he deserves some super model because he is so superior and nobody will ever compare to his one and only girlfriend

[RangersLTW]

Hey she misses here pimp....lol
Ink good job, the coyote's are good touch....I like your style......I can get the gerbil lol

[inky-e]

Why can't Ruhl get laid, I mean just get him a fat chick, they need loving too

Fat chics are very willing and eager to please!

[dan991]

Ummm hell no, i thought you just meant give him advice, I would never have sex with him

No no no. I didn't mean have sex with him. Just read the thread and give him a girls perspective. Long story short, we put up an add in the "casual encounters" section of craigslist, and a BUNCH of women replied. It's all in the thread. Starts at like page 7.

[inky-e]

Hey she misses here pimp....lol
Ink good job, the coyote's are good touch....I like your style......I can get the gerbil lol

I'll have one of my guys wack the coyote in TJ, then get our money back!

[dan991]

It starts here, with a ton of pics sent to us with "candidates" all willing THIS WEEKEND.

The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[inky-e]

That elvisturn baby is ffukking freaking me out!!lol

[Reed]

Thats crazy, I'd just give up and let him have his hand.

Kat, you say he has a gf. Why his he not "making love" to her

[inky-e]

Gettin crowded in here

[RangersLTW]

Yep and they give great......
Next subjsect....Reed I aint busting your balls man but I had small calfs also......I hated them......hit up the every other day work out......and started running up insanly slanted hills......and in no time sexy......I think you are doing good though, I wish I had a work out partner with your motivation

[inky-e]

Yep and they give great......
Next subjsect....Reed I aint busting your balls man but I had small calfs also......I hated them......hit up the every other day work out......and started running up insanly slanted hills......and in no time sexy......I think you are doing good though, I wish I had a work out partner with your motivation

I really like the way you post....consolidating several responses in one post....genius!!lol

[Reed]

I thought the pics were the jokes!! OOhh No he didn't ..Bro I'm busting your balls.......

Haha. I know I gotta get back to reality

[dan991]

That elvisturn baby is ffukking freaking me out!!lol

That's my kid

[dan991]

[inky-e]

AAnnyywwaayy... I was thinking of tattooing a candy cane on my dick...any thoughts?

[RangersLTW]

Lmao at the baby.....eat paint chips much.......can anyone say baby ruth
Nice Ink got to keep the books straight you know how the IRS is.....lol........and what did you spend this money on......well you see

[inky-e]

It already bends that way!! haha It really doesn't..but imagine!?

[gixxerboy1]

Thats crazy, I'd just give up and let him have his hand.

Kat, you say he has a gf. Why his he not "making love" to her

he doesnt have a gf. He had a long distance relationship sort of and they dont even talk anymore. but he still loves her

[Reed]

Ranger I'm cool with people telling me what I need to work on. I'd be getting ahead of myself and stupid at the same time if I thought I didn't need advice. I'm only 24 so I have a long road ahead of me, its all in good time. Who knows may be one day you'll see me at Nationals gunning for a pro card.

[D-Unit 39]

LMAO at the "Anally Yours" tag that is still on this thread after not logging into AR in 3 months...

[inky-e]

Lmao at the baby.....eat paint chips much.......can anyone say baby ruth
Nice Ink got to keep the books straight you know how the IRS is.....lol........and what did you spend this money on......well you see

UMM...rehab for my drug addicted donkey and bail for the dope pushing monkey....what bitch?

[gixxerboy1]

UMM...rehab for my drug addicted donkey and bail for the dope pushing monkey....what bitch?

if you get the monkey out the donkey wont have to go to rehab

[inky-e]

Hmmmmm...sigh

[Reed]

he doesnt have a gf. He had a long distance relationship sort of and they dont even talk anymore. but he still loves her

What!!??!!?!?! Thats wild. Is it one of those that he met on myspace but aren't really girls and you get there number but can't call and only text. I remember one of my friends fell victim to that. We still bust his balls.
I could never do a long distance relationship unless I had already been with them for a LOOOOOONG time and I knew that she was the one I was going to marry but other than that, its just not for me. Man poor Ruhl

[inky-e]

if you get the monkey out the donkey wont have to go to rehab

Yeah but then the vicious cycle starts all over! And with the bitch gone the donkey will have turn tricks....thats just sad!

[inky-e]

I can't believe no-one has a comment about my candy cane cock!

[RangersLTW]

Nice Ink.....we are going to make a killing....not just need to come up with a name for our show.....And you can steal my posting method...its cool with me
Reed: Don't the small stuff.....I can post my calf workout, it is quick and simple, might piss a few people off in here but it worked great for me
Ruhl...stop listening to these ppl.....do what you want...beat the meat or pound the split

[gixxerboy1]

I can't believe no-one has a comment about my candy cane cock!

i must have missed that

[D-Unit 39]

I think the candycane cock is a good idea.

Anally Yours,

D-Unit

[RangersLTW]

Ink put a barcode on it.....so you can use it in the check out isle
Gixx....the monkey is going down for getting addicted while selling our stuff to the donkey....and that ho has been short changing me and Ink..so it is time for strong hand....me and Ink have got a new plan

[gixxerboy1]

i know a wiener dog that can take care of the monkey for you

[Reed]

Yeah do that for me Ranger always interested in new ideas

[RangersLTW]

I thought about getting mine tattoo'd like a 1911....with two clips lol

[gixxerboy1]

shamwow!