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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i highly doubt that would accomplish anything but i'm willing to try for some sexin up
    ill oil your back if you oil mine? in a very heterosexual way of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    ill oil your back if you oil mine? in a very heterosexual way of course
    then u wonder y u dont get laid.

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    only way i'd ever oil a dudes back that wasn't my brother would be monetary or sexual reward from a female

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    then u wonder y u dont get laid.
    i know why i don't get laid mostly nowadays

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    then u wonder y u dont get laid.
    or we could go knock on the neighbors door and say something along the lines of: "hey we are training for a bodybuilding show and need someone to oil us up while we practice our posing." hows that for a cheesy pick up line

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    only way i'd ever oil a dudes back that wasn't my brother would be monetary or sexual reward from a female
    alright i see how it is. does that mean shaving my back and ass is out of the question as well?

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    alright children. im out

    much love to you freaky folks

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    alright i see how it is. does that mean shaving my back and ass is out of the question as well?
    definitely not going to happen.......i don't want a guy doin that to me dunno why you would..

    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    or we could go knock on the neighbors door and say something along the lines of: "hey we are training for a bodybuilding show and need someone to oil us up while we practice our posing." hows that for a cheesy pick up line
    unless i'm very confused that would never work on the sole premise that girls don't even find bodybuilders attractive

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    alright children. im out

    much love to you freaky folks
    did u get my mail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    or we could go knock on the neighbors door and say something along the lines of: "hey we are training for a bodybuilding show and need someone to oil us up while we practice our posing." hows that for a cheesy pick up line
    thats more like it

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    well guys and gals im outta here for a few hours. gotta eat, head to one last class for the day, then straight to practice. be back later

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    or i may stick around for a little longer unless my teacher e-mails me back with directions as to where my class is. i had to miss last week cause i was at the doctor and the campus map is not being to helpful right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    or i may stick around for a little longer unless my teacher e-mails me back with directions as to where my class is. i had to miss last week cause i was at the doctor and the campus map is not being to helpful right now
    omg come on how long have you gone here? how hard could it be to find?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    omg come on how long have you gone here? how hard could it be to find?
    well im looking for "vet med west" and the map on the school site doesnt show it. luckily the class is Inactivity and Disease. basically we talk about lazy people and why they have heart problems, diabetes, and a shorter life expectancy. its right up your alley. and you forget this is only my second semester here

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    well im looking for "vet med west" and the map on the school site doesnt show it. luckily the class is Inactivity and Disease. basically we talk about lazy people and why they have heart problems, diabetes, and a shorter life expectancy. its right up your alley. and you forget this is only my second semester here
    so it's way over at the vet school somewhere....just go there and ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    so it's way over at the vet school somewhere....just go there and ask
    judging by the powerpoint slide shows the teacher posted on the net im not too overly concerned about missing today. the class is a joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    judging by the powerpoint slide shows the teacher posted on the net im not too overly concerned about missing today. the class is a joke
    i have one like that this semester.......****ed up my schedule bad too

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i have one like that this semester.......****ed up my schedule bad too
    im pretty satisfied with my schedule this semester. 11 is the earliest i have class. and i just got a job interview over at Q&T tomorrow. i think ill just show up im a tank top with my arms sticking out to my sides. that should guarantee me the bouncing job

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    haha one of the classes I skipped today I missed a marshmellow launching project...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha one of the classes I skipped today I missed a marshmellow launching project...
    i think i'll move to florida when i decide to start college again

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    stopping by quick to say hey, whores...then its off to my microcomputers class!

    how's everyone doin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha one of the classes I skipped today I missed a marshmellow launching project...
    skipping classes is bad......and marshmallow launching sounds awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    stopping by quick to say hey, whores...then its off to my microcomputers class!

    how's everyone doin?
    peachy....bout ready to head to the gym gym

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha one of the classes I skipped today I missed a marshmellow launching project...
    ??? im curious as to what class you get to launch marshmallows in

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    sup animal!? hows things going for you?

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    hey ruhl, I'm hitting up plant fitness later if you want to come with.
    my membership offers unlimited guest privs

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    peachy....bout ready to head to the gym gym
    i already been there for the day. hit up some trip sets for delts, lats, and bis. got 10 sets for each muscle group done in about 30 minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    ??? im curious as to what class you get to launch marshmallows in
    it's a florida thing
    part school/part country club is how they roll
    my brother went to college down there

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    ??? im curious as to what class you get to launch marshmallows in
    physics? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hey ruhl, I'm hitting up plant fitness later if you want to come with.
    my membership offers unlimited guest privs
    you're dead to me now

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    i already been there for the day. hit up some trip sets for delts, lats, and bis. got 10 sets for each muscle group done in about 30 minutes
    yea........well ima take the slow train compared to that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    sup animal!? hows things going for you?
    Hey skully!! Today is an ify day...i could bearly sleep and woke up with a horribly wrenched neck...i have serious sleeping problems and idk what to do. I already take benadryl every night and melatonin...but i'm gonna try 5-htp (tryptophan) and maybe some yoga before bed

    what about you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    physics? LOL
    that's my guess as well

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    It did amaze me that they have 5 smith machines and not one standard squat cage. I had to use that thing that is tapered in the front and then has the crash bars where you squat. but that makes me real nervous in case of a forward or backward fall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    Hey skully!! Today is an ify day...i could bearly sleep and woke up with a horribly wrenched neck...i have serious sleeping problems and idk what to do. I already take benadryl every night and melatonin...but i'm gonna try 5-htp (tryptophan) and maybe some yoga before bed

    what about you?
    i have sleep issues a lil too....i mean i sleep usually but i don't wake up rested at all.....i'm on melatonin too but i dunno if it's doin anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    Hey skully!! Today is an ify day...i could bearly sleep and woke up with a horribly wrenched neck...i have serious sleeping problems and idk what to do. I already take benadryl every night and melatonin...but i'm gonna try 5-htp (tryptophan) and maybe some yoga before bed

    what about you?


    not the car...girl and you should be good to go

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    last semester i witnessed the mechanical engineering students playing with their self-made catapults in the middle of campus. they were launching all kinds of crazy shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    It did amaze me that they have 5 smith machines and not one standard squat cage. I had to use that thing that is tapered in the front and then has the crash bars where you squat. but that makes me real nervous in case of a forward or backward fall.
    i think you need a new gym. judging by the description of the gym im gonna assume you're the only big, juiced up guy there.

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    5-htp (or is it hpt?) lets your brain produce its own melatonin, not bombarding it with synthetic melatonin...and it also helps prodce more seretonin

    and i do jack off on avg 3-4 times between 10pm and 10am...i usually am woken up around 7-8am with extreme horniness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    last semester i witnessed the mechanical engineering students playing with their self-made catapults in the middle of campus. they were launching all kinds of crazy shit.
    ahhh back in the day......when i had dreams of space travel and such.....i was a mechanical engineer too.....then i discovered the stock market

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