'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Phate]

And Im gonna be Phate's guinea pig.


yay!

better watch who you sell your soul too, lol

my dad got a new electromyography(nerve conduction test) machine a year ago, he offered me 300dollars if i would be his guinea pig for a couple hours, so of course i took it, BIG MISTAKE

he had needles all in me shoot electric current through me, i swear it was legal torture

[Reed]

Another drive by whoring........

[Amorphic]

a double M.D.

one in Nuclear Radiology and the other in Endocrinology

very impressive, i wish you luck.

[gixxerboy1]

better watch who you sell your soul too, lol

my dad got a new electromyography(nerve conduction test) machine a year ago, he offered me 300dollars if i would be his guinea pig for a couple hours, so of course i took it, BIG MISTAKE

he had needles all in me shoot electric current through me, i swear it was legal torture

i've had that done. it wasn't pleasant

[gixxerboy1]

it puts the lotion on the skin

[Reed]

What up whores

[Phate]

very impressive, i wish you luck.

thanks bro, same to you

it puts the lotion on the skin

love that movie

[Reed]

No whores today??

[Reed]

Alright then, I guess everything slowed down in here. Gonna go out to eat and chill with the lady. Be back later.

[scibble]

no...wait!.... DOH!

[RuhlFreak55]

right.....so orlando isn't too far for ruhl to drive for a lover......i've done longer i think

[RuhlFreak55]

No whores today??

present and accounted for

[RuhlFreak55]

the future act is kinda lame

[RuhlFreak55]

ima make spaghetti for din din

[Phate]

ima make spaghetti for din din

sounds amazing, my dinner will be the same as the last 3 meals, fiberone and tuna, maybe i'll throw in a treat of oat bran or something

[RuhlFreak55]

sounds amazing, my dinner will be the same as the last 3 meals, fiberone and tuna, maybe i'll throw in a treat of oat bran or something

ewww guess ur cutting eh?

[Phate]

ewww guess ur cutting eh?

yeah, but i make it semi-easy on myself, all i have in my apartment is fiberone, tuna, sweet potatos, oat bran, water, salad, and chicken for right now, so it's easy to make the right decision cause i don't have anything else to eat, lol

[scibble]

how's bout hairy clam chowder, LOL

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah, but i make it semi-easy on myself, all i have in my apartment is fiberone, tuna, sweet potatos, oat bran, water, salad, and chicken for right now, so it's easy to make the right decision cause i don't have anything else to eat, lol

yea i hear that....lol when i was doing my contest prep i never had anything that i could construe as bad in the house

[RuhlFreak55]

how's bout hairy clam chowder, LOL

[warchild]

whatsup all?

[Phate]

how's bout hairy clam chowder, LOL

yeah, i keep one of my gfs in the freezer and thaw her out when i need some

[Dizz28]

What's happinin Bigsex, Morph, Gixx and Ruhl?

Kratos, you still peepin around on this thread?

[scibble]

yo yo sup!?

[Phate]

What's happinin Bigsex, Morph, Gixx and Ruhl?

Kratos, you still peepin around on this thread?

think kratos left a while ago

[RuhlFreak55]

What's happinin Bigsex, Morph, Gixx and Ruhl?

Kratos, you still peepin around on this thread?

nuttin.....need to cook here in a sec

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah, i keep one of my gfs in the freezer and thaw her out when i need some

i wish i had some kind of system like that.......

[RuhlFreak55]

y'all whore slow......

[Phate]

i wish i had some kind of system like that.......

yeah, i just have to switch out girls every week or so cause they get freezer burn and then everytime i go get something to eat they start bitching

[scibble]

ever since my test kicked in i'm a sex-crazed FREAK

[Phate]

y'all whore slow......

i wish i was a postwhore, i'm still a postvirgin in training for now

[RuhlFreak55]

ever since my test kicked in i'm a sex-crazed FREAK

maybe i'll get laid again when i get like that in a month here.....never know....i'd say the odds are at least 60% in my favor

[RuhlFreak55]

i wish i was a postwhore, i'm still a postvirgin in training for now

if they deleted both the whore threads i'd only have like 5000 posts

[Phate]

lol, i think my first 1500 posts were all in the steroid forum, lol, i lived there for like 3 months

[scibble]

eventually i would think they will have to-- the post capacity probably tops out at some point

[Phate]

eventually i would think they will have to-- the post capacity probably tops out at some point

probably, but i doubt a post takes up very much space, especially in threaded form

[Dizz28]

Top posters in this thread that would lose 1000+ post if it was deleted...

dukkitdalaw 4,793
PEWN 3,879
Kratos 3,540
RuhlFreak55 2,602
FREAK 2,432
inky-e 2,429
RANA 2,359
mex83 2,353
Amorphic 2,176
KatsMeow 1,976
calgarian 1,951
Lexed 1,777
smokeyd 1,497
ChuckLee 1,231
lightwaytbaby 1,153
shifty_git 1,080
Skully44420 1,049
Big 1,011

[scibble]

i encroach the 1000 mark....

[RuhlFreak55]

Top posters in this thread that would lose 1000+ post if it was deleted...

dukkitdalaw 4,793
PEWN 3,879
Kratos 3,540
RuhlFreak55 2,602
FREAK 2,432
inky-e 2,429
RANA 2,359
mex83 2,353
Amorphic 2,176
KatsMeow 1,976
calgarian 1,951
Lexed 1,777
smokeyd 1,497
ChuckLee 1,231
lightwaytbaby 1,153
shifty_git 1,080
Skully44420 1,049
Big 1,011

i'm 4th now? hellz yes

[RuhlFreak55]

my push at the end of last week paid off i guess