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    Hey guys, just need a few quick posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    gotta run whores talk to you later
    later playa

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    is there a topic or just whoring?

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    I was thinking the other day about drinking nothing but whey protein haha... that shit taste good i am hooked on it lol...

    FYI: I am getting to the point where I dont get the urge to eat food anymore. Its like I do it because its the diet... but I really dont enjoy eating it anymore... is that bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    is there a topic or just whoring?
    topic is finding me a cycle

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    The topic is when did you know you were gay?

    GO your turn. BJ

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    You guys see that thing on tv about that morgage crisis thing? Crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    i want to do about 200 push ups non stop
    200 sit ups non stop
    40-50 pull ups non stop
    and run 3 miles in 16 min.



    what steroid(s) is/are best?
    ....for this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    You guys see that thing on tv about that morgage crisis thing? Crazy!
    its all over the place not just tv.... even when you go take a dump and you get toilet paper its there lol.


    what about it?

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    not this...




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    Wow, now that you mention it, i thing i am Gay! I gotta go out an get some D.

    Do i seem like a pitcher or catcher to you ? be honest

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    Quote Originally Posted by mex83 View Post
    I was thinking the other day about drinking nothing but whey protein haha... that shit taste good i am hooked on it lol...

    FYI: I am getting to the point where I dont get the urge to eat food anymore. Its like I do it because its the diet... but I really dont enjoy eating it anymore... is that bad?
    Yeah don't go drinking protein shakes all day lol.. But eating will eventually feel like a hobby sometimes for me its like a hobby/obsession.

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    WARNING.. if you just ate or get queesy with talk of blood and nasty sexual encounters... dont read this!!!!

    Soo, one of my ex's texted me last night. i havent spoken to her in a few months. she asked if i wanted to come over to see her new place. i said no a few times cuz i knew it would just turn to sex. finally she sent me some naught pics that changed my mind.

    i got there. we talked. we had sex. right after sex she gave me a blow job.

    no big deal right?? well she was on her period. we both knew she was on it. i dont care. but i didnt use a condom because of that.

    so she gave me a blowjob. with her blood still on my penis. now it was like her first day of it so she wasnt bleeding heavy. but still...

    and yes. i kissed her afterwards.

    im a dirty boy

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    thanks for the clearfication big sexy

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    That was just a joke, i was "making smalltalk"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    Wow, now that you mention it, i thing i am Gay! I gotta go out an get some D.

    Do i seem like a pitcher or catcher to you ? be honest
    hmmm send me a full body naked picture to my email and i will make the observation...

    I am leaning towards catcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Yeah don't go drinking protein shakes all day lol.. But eating will eventually feel like a hobby sometimes for me its like a hobby/obsession.
    dammit.... its so good i want it.... im starting to sound like Inky lol...

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    Yeah, but will she go atm?

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    Alrightty whores I gotta bounce

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    WARNING.. if you just ate or get queesy with talk of blood and nasty sexual encounters... dont read this!!!!

    Soo, one of my ex's texted me last night. i havent spoken to her in a few months. she asked if i wanted to come over to see her new place. i said no a few times cuz i knew it would just turn to sex. finally she sent me some naught pics that changed my mind.

    i got there. we talked. we had sex. right after sex she gave me a blow job.

    no big deal right?? well she was on her period. we both knew she was on it. i dont care. but i didnt use a condom because of that.

    so she gave me a blowjob. with her blood still on my penis. now it was like her first day of it so she wasnt bleeding heavy. but still...

    and yes. i kissed her afterwards.

    im a dirty boy

    LOVE IT !!!

    And the oscar goes to.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    WARNING.. if you just ate or get queesy with talk of blood and nasty sexual encounters... dont read this!!!!

    Soo, one of my ex's texted me last night. i havent spoken to her in a few months. she asked if i wanted to come over to see her new place. i said no a few times cuz i knew it would just turn to sex. finally she sent me some naught pics that changed my mind.

    i got there. we talked. we had sex. right after sex she gave me a blow job.

    no big deal right?? well she was on her period. we both knew she was on it. i dont care. but i didnt use a condom because of that.

    so she gave me a blowjob. with her blood still on my penis. now it was like her first day of it so she wasnt bleeding heavy. but still...

    and yes. i kissed her afterwards.

    im a dirty boy


    hahahaha Im not sure what to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    haha, then what flavor juice(s) is/are best?

    jungle juice flavor is the best!!!!

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    damn, i thought i got a bump in status at 100. When do i become an assosiate or whatever is next?

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    I think i was on a eating obbession before that why i got where I am now.

    Its more like forced now... If I had a choice I wouldnt eat the food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    damn, i thought i got a bump in status at 100. When do i become an assosiate or whatever is next?
    i thnk its 500 not sure...


    so what were your facts that you wanted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    hahahaha Im not sure what to say
    just give me a high five!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    WARNING.. if you just ate or get queesy with talk of blood and nasty sexual encounters... dont read this!!!!

    Soo, one of my ex's texted me last night. i havent spoken to her in a few months. she asked if i wanted to come over to see her new place. i said no a few times cuz i knew it would just turn to sex. finally she sent me some naught pics that changed my mind.

    i got there. we talked. we had sex. right after sex she gave me a blow job.

    no big deal right?? well she was on her period. we both knew she was on it. i dont care. but i didnt use a condom because of that.

    so she gave me a blowjob. with her blood still on my penis. now it was like her first day of it so she wasnt bleeding heavy. but still...

    and yes. i kissed her afterwards.

    im a dirty boy

    i just read it again and i still have the same reaction lol mystified/scared with a hint of proud of you hahahaha

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    Facts? I don't need no stinking facts.

    But i am going out to buy a snowboard today which i know little about...Any suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    damn, i thought i got a bump in status at 100. When do i become an assosiate or whatever is next?
    "Member" is @500, I think "Associate" was 300?

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    Its the last couple days of the P that really stink, i mean hey, don't get me wrong, you are gross, but if you wanna brag, do it after the brown blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    just give me a high five!!!



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    a little period blood never hurt anyone

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    And Guten Tag everyone.

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    300...ugg, i guess ill need to start spending my days here. this is my first postwhore experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    Facts? I don't need no stinking facts.

    But i am going out to buy a snowboard today which i know little about...Any suggestions?
    then why you here for then if you dont need any facts?

    So you dont have any questions at all? You already know everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    Facts? I don't need no stinking facts.

    But i am going out to buy a snowboard today which i know little about...Any suggestions?
    get skies instead, boarders are lame

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    Dukki and girl made milkshakes. Who wants one?


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    whats some new music thats out and good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson View Post
    300...ugg, i guess ill need to start spending my days here. this is my first postwhore experience
    Make sure you dont leave any blood.... not cool... you wouldnt want to brag about it.

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