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  1. 03-23-2009, 10:32 AM #139241
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
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    how was Mr Kratos's weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    how was Mr Kratos's weekend?
    well, I got drunk on Friday
    one of my buddies is in the navy and he was getting locked down on his submarine (giant penis that carries seamen) on Saturday. So a bunch of us went out and got fuct up.
    Then Saturday, I got fuct up.
    Then Sunday, my little sister was home, a rare treat. So we celebrated by getting fuct up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    well, I got drunk on Friday
    one of my buddies is in the navy and he was getting locked down on his submarine (giant penis that carries seamen) on Saturday. So a bunch of us went out and got fuct up.
    Then Saturday, I got fuct up.
    Then Sunday, my little sister was home, a rare treat. So we celebrated by getting fuct up.
    hahah

    my oh my.... sounds just fabulous

    i had 3 gin and tonics on sat night. or was it 4?

    either way... i didnt even get buzzed
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    no idea why im posting this. just came across it and thought it was funky

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    God you guys are sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    God you guys are sexy
    your makin me blush, and hard.

    stop it

    your not so bad looking yourself Mr. Small.
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    wheres NICOTINE been?
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    sandwich chick was there but she is always in the back now
    I don't think she wants to work with the public since her bf and her broke up
    poor sandwich chick, all depressed
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    I had to get new sissors for my pubes. Just bought them yesterday, still got a bush going.
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    I flushed my last pair down the toilet on accident.
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    when I trim my pubes, I do it while taking a shit. That way all the pubes can just fall in the water for the most part...cuts down on clean up.
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    Only problem is if you drop the sissors, it's not just toilet water, but shit logs bellow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    when I trim my pubes, I do it while taking a shit. That way all the pubes can just fall in the water for the most part...cuts down on clean up.
    i just stand over the toilet with my electric beard trimmer (though its the ball trimmer cuz i have another one for my beard)

    same idea though

    it all falls in the toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    sandwich chick was there but she is always in the back now
    I don't think she wants to work with the public since her bf and her broke up
    poor sandwich chick, all depressed
    that sucks... sad, lonely sandwich chick

    ask one of the other sandwich ppl to go fetch her.
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    I decided rather than a rescue mission, I'd just flush and see what happened. I was kinda suprized they went down. That was weeks ago, so no clog, so far so good.
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    Lets take it down south let take it down south....
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    Good afternoon everyone, i hope you are all well today...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Lets take it down south let take it down south....
    reeeeeed!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Good afternoon everyone, i hope you are all well today...
    it's monday
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    reeeeeed!!
    why? he's so little
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    reeeeeed!!
    What up baybay... whatcha doin?

    and what is this in you avatar??? That booty ain't about NUTHIN!!!!!

    I need to come there and work on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why? he's so little
    but not the most important muscle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    why? he's so little
    jealous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    What up baybay... whatcha doin?

    and what is this in you avatar??? That booty ain't about NUTHIN!!!!!

    I need to come there and work on it.
    Haha you'll be happy to know that was old and I've been working on it!
    And not much, just relaxing and finally having a lazy day.
    What are youuu doin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    jealous.
    He's not jealous baybay.... its just a joke..... we all talk about my smallness... its funny.... good times
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    reeeeeed!!
    hey whores, and pink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    but not the most important muscle
    would that be russel the love muscle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    He's not jealous baybay.... its just a joke..... we all talk about my smallness... its funny.... good times
    i was kiddinggg rere
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    hey whores, and pink
    haha that was nice, thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    jealous.
    of Reed? pft, fttt, sssssssssss
    jah right
    next I'll be jealous of RuhlFreak
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    Haha you'll be happy to know that was old and I've been working on it!
    And not much, just relaxing and finally having a lazy day.
    What are youuu doin?
    And what have you been doing to work on this... Stepmill.... booty squats I mean squats????

    I am, well was, in the process of cleaning the apartment, and then grocery store....


    what about you.... I wish I lived near the freaking beach... I need to move to Florida like seriously.. will you take me in???
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha that was nice, thanks
    got your attention didn't it, lol

    how's everyone on this fine day, i'm bout to have to head back to school again for jazz band
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    i was kiddinggg rere
    Ok rere the retard. Doesn't get it sometimes
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    ate my lunch already, damn it, that was the bright spot in my day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    would that be russel the love muscle?
    yes the love muscle...
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    i love being a whore

    im off to my house for a lunch time quickie

    be back in a juicy jiffy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    got your attention didn't it, lol

    how's everyone on this fine day, i'm bout to have to head back to school again for jazz band
    my day has been wonderful so far
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    And what have you been doing to work on this... Stepmill.... booty squats I mean squats????

    I am, well was, in the process of cleaning the apartment, and then grocery store....


    what about you.... I wish I lived near the freaking beach... I need to move to Florida like seriously.. will you take me in???
    haha i love that about you. now i wannaaaa. and I think I'm about to break the lease with the girl i'm living with now because she's 18 and already a destructive alcoholic. bad sit. but you do need to come here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha i love that about you. now i wannaaaa. and I think I'm about to break the lease with the girl i'm living with now because she's 18 and already a destructive alcoholic. bad sit. but you do need to come here!
    Are you surrrrrrrrrrre???? I don't think you're truly bout it bout it......

    already breaking another lease??? HP what are we gonna do with you... just come up here and you can live with me in my one bedroom.... I'm a good cook too....
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