'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

so did you?

lol.

no comment.

[Dukkit]

Ohh crap, the CEO has been talking to my mom and she doesn't want me to quit, now they want me to go back to work for a couple more weeks...

well thats cool that the CEO wants you back!!!

[KatsMeow]

well thats cool that the CEO wants you back!!!

Egghhh, yeah but its too bad I don't work directly under the CEO. I don't know what I am going to do.

[KatsMeow]

lol.

no comment.

Ho bag!

[Dukkit]

Ho bag!

hey!! no name calling!! im a nice guy

[Dukkit]

so kat... its so wierd to have to call you kat. lol. when everytime i look at my phone i see your name. haha.

i sent you some pics this weekend. where are mine? hmm? lol

[KatsMeow]

I thought this quitting my job thing would be much easier, apparently it has now sparked a meeting with the CEO CFO and HR Manager

Geez just let me quit

[Dukkit]

I thought this quitting my job thing would be much easier, apparently it has now sparked a meeting with the CEO CFO and HR Manager

Geez just let me quit

well apparently they think you are worth keeping. even if your co workers dont like ya. lol

[KatsMeow]

easy killer, i told you i don't have any

[KatsMeow]

LOL, of course I'm worth keeping, I just happen to work for the most corrupt department in the organization

[Dukkit]

easy killer, i told you i don't have any

haha. wow, your not a morning person either. geez. relax. its called busting your balls. well since all you fukkers arent awake yet. im getting off and doin some work

peace

[KatsMeow]

whoo hoo! I just sold a phone on ebay for $200.00 that I bought from work for $0.99

[smokeyd]

whoo hoo! I just sold a phone on ebay for $200.00 that I bought from work for $0.99

nice!

whats up dukki good to have you back!!!

[Dukkit]

nice!

whats up dukki good to have you back!!!

whats up bro!!!!

how was your swimming on sat?

[abbot138]

Morning home slice......welcome back.

[Dukkit]

where's Dukki? getting laid at some random chicks house...

she wasnt random. ive known her for 3 weeks.

lol how'd dukkit get suspended??

shh... touchy subject

I think he will be back in action tomorrow

fukk yea!!

Wassup whores? Postwhore is pretty slow with dukkit being suspended.

aww, i feel loved

[Dukkit]

Morning home slice......welcome back.

sup bro! how you feelin? you fully recovered from sat night? lol. im still a little groggy. we stayed up till like what.. 330? whew, way past my bedtime. haha. but it was a blast.

[KatsMeow]

i'm awake now, no longer a grouch...

[Dukkit]

i'm awake now, no longer a grouch...

psh. i dont wanna hear it. text me tonight. then we can chat. till then... zip it.

[Dukkit]

hahah, abbot, im still crackin up over how we had to tell ppl we met...

[KatsMeow]

psh. i dont wanna here it. text me tonight. then we can chat. till then... zip it.

You be nice!

[abbot138]

sup bro! how you feelin? you fully recovered from sat night? lol. im still a little groggy. we stayed up till like what.. 330? whew, way past my bedtime. haha. but it was a blast.

Yeah like 4, 430.....Yup, im good.....Ate and slept most of yesterday.....My stomach still hasn't recovered tho, lol....Gonna have to do some bulking cardio this week.....Good times tho, i needed that....think im gonna call that chicky tonight, was she hot, i cant rememeber, lol...i know she was small which is always a plus.

[Dukkit]

you know what im going to start petitioning for?

for chicks to have to do a smell test on their privates before letting a guy get in their pants. i mean, i can smell when my balls stink. so how can girls not realize that its like a fish market down there sometimes? WTF!!

[Dukkit]

Yeah like 4, 430.....Yup, im good.....Ate and slept most of yesterday.....My stomach still hasn't recovered tho, lol....Gonna have to do some bulking cardio this week.....Good times tho, i needed that....think im gonna call that chicky tonight, was she hot, i cant rememeber, lol...i know she was small which is always a plus.

dude, she was hot. short, petite, and hot. yea. call her. get on it.

of course your stomach isnt recovered. you ate 6000 fukkin calories and drank!! hahaha i would be so sick from all that.

[smokeyd]

ah hahaha thats great, lol my swimin was good how did the party go?

[KatsMeow]

you know what im going to start petitioning for?

for chicks to have to do a smell test on their privates before letting a guy get in their pants. i mean, i can smell when my balls stink. so how can girls not realize that its like a fish market down there sometimes? WTF!!

eww that is nasty, your peter is going to fall off!

[abbot138]

you know what im going to start petitioning for?

for chicks to have to do a smell test on their privates before letting a guy get in their pants. i mean, i can smell when my balls stink. so how can girls not realize that its like a fish market down there sometimes? WTF!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, yeah I second that one.

[Dukkit]

You be nice!

me so sowwy.

[Dukkit]

eww that is nasty, your peter is going to fall off!

man i didnt get on that. i stopped at this chicks house before you called me kat. and she stunkdown there. she made a good ass steak dinner though. but man, i caught a wiff of that shit and almost wanted to choke her. so i left and went to that other chicks house that i got to when we were talking.

[abbot138]

dude, she was hot. short, petite, and hot. yea. call her. get on it.

of course your stomach isnt recovered. you ate 6000 fukkin calories and drank!! hahaha i would be so sick from all that.

Mannn, i think I did more like 7 or 8,000; I tried to do a rough estimate....Those freakin 2 ice cream things I ate at Wawa were prob close to 1,000 right there...I had about 4,000 in me before we even left. Drinks were at least 1,200....then you ad in food at the party and wawa food....That was some serious cheatin bro, lol!!!!! I dont regret it one bit, i deserved that shiiit

[Dukkit]

Mannn, i think I did more like 7 or 8,000; I tried to do a rough estimate....Those freakin 2 ice cream things I ate at Wawa were prob close to 1,000 right there...I had about 4,000 in me before we even left. Drinks were at least 1,200....then you ad in food at the party and wawa food....That was some serious cheatin bro, lol!!!!! I dont regret it one bit, i deserved that shiiit

shit. man you totally deserved it. after all that cutting you did. you deserve to just sit at a buffet and eat for a day. freakin nuts bro.

[Dukkit]

ah hahaha thats great, lol my swimin was good how did the party go?

it was decent. beautiful house. nice pool. good food. open bar. they had a dunk tank!! man! and i kept havin an urge to just jump in the pool with all my clothes on. lol

[KatsMeow]

man i didnt get on that. i stopped at this chicks house before you called me kat. and she stunkdown there. she made a good ass steak dinner though. but man, i caught a wiff of that shit and almost wanted to choke her. so i left and went to that other chicks house that i got to when we were talking.

ohhh, well how did you catch a wiff without doing anything?

[abbot138]

hahah, abbot, im still crackin up over how we had to tell ppl we met...

Yeah, fvcking gay dude....sucks, lol.....Felt like evertime I needed to follow it up with, im not gay tho seriously...you wanna go fvck in the bathroom right now, come on, lets go, seriously were not gay, lol....its all good, whateva

[abbot138]

shit. man you totally deserved it. after all that cutting you did. you deserve to just sit at a buffet and eat for a day. freakin nuts bro.

Yeahhhh that would have been the better option. F'in love me some Country Kitchen Buffet....damn, next time.

[Dukkit]

ohhh, well how did you catch a wiff without doing anything?

well i unbuttoned her pants. and put my hands down.... bam!! got hit with the whiff!

like a whiff slap!!

ka-pow!!

[Dukkit]

Yeah, fvcking gay dude....sucks, lol.....Felt like evertime I needed to follow it up with, im not gay tho seriously...you wanna go fvck in the bathroom right now, come on, lets go, seriously were not gay, lol....its all good, whateva

next time... we will just make a crazy story. like i was hitchiking and you picked me up. we started talking. became friends, and now we live together. hahah

[KatsMeow]

well i unbuttoned her pants. and put my hands down.... bam!! got hit with the whiff!

like a whiff slap!!

ka-pow!!

LOL...so what did you say..."uhh nevermind, I really need to get going, thanks for the steak"???

[Dukkit]

LOL...so what did you say..."uhh nevermind, I really need to get going, thanks for the steak"???

first i said i gotta pee. so i could go and wash the stink off my fingers. then i came out and looked at my phone and told her i needed to go grocerie shoppin. thanks for dinner. buh bye. haha she was like.. "okay, call me"

blah!!

[KatsMeow]

first i said i gotta pee. so i could go and wash the stink off my fingers. then i came out and looked at my phone and told her i needed to go grocerie shoppin. thanks for dinner. buh bye. haha she was like.. "okay, call me"

blah!!

LOL, I'm guessing you aren't going to call her again...I don't understand how someone could smell, unless she didn't shower for a couple of weeks?