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    Ask DSM anything.

    I am inspired by both godfather and musclescience.

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    Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottythebody View Post
    Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
    Pre 25's no, post yes.

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    how many dimples are in a golf ball?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    how many dimples are in a golf ball?
    everyone knows that its 480 on top flight and more on certain brands dont waist Dsm's time!!! pppssshhhh.... how many dimples? cmon. LOL

    Ok Dsm here's one Whats the Atomic weight of Gold????

    and im sure you have a good sense of style, so White and Black like alwasy goes together right? or almost always.

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    why do my balls sometimes retract up into me when i ejaculate or have a boner?

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    How can I get 5% body fat and a wicked physique without having to do anything?
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    20 minutes 3 times a week on a genuine Bowflex is all you need to look like the guy in the Bowflex commercial, right?

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    How did you turn MuscleScience gay????
    Oh Horsey don't get jealous, I meant it in a totally platonic way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    how many dimples are in a golf ball?
    Answered above.

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    Can I drink winny?
    You can.

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    How can I get 5% body fat and a wicked physique without having to do anything?
    Stop eating.

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    20 minutes 3 times a week on a genuine Bowflex is all you need to look like the guy in the Bowflex commercial, right?
    Depends where you were born.

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    Why are you so damn cute???
    Gift from God.


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    How did you turn MuscleScience gay????
    4 shots of vadka and a 6 pack of miller lite.

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    Can Chuck Norris really split adams simply by punching them?
    Never doubt Chuck

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    why do my balls sometimes retract up into me when i ejaculate or have a boner?
    To return to the correct temp to produce more semen.

    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    everyone knows that its 480 on top flight and more on certain brands dont waist Dsm's time!!! pppssshhhh.... how many dimples? cmon. LOL

    Ok Dsm here's one Whats the Atomic weight of Gold????

    and im sure you have a good sense of style, so White and Black like alwasy goes together right? or almost always.
    The atomic weight of Gold is 196.97
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    Well then Mr Smarty pants.... How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HUH?

    I didn't think so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Well then Mr Smarty pants.... How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HUH?

    I didn't think so
    Woodchucks Chucking Wood

    This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

    Some say it depends on three factors:

    * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

    Others say:

    * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

    * A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

    * One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

    * It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    * Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

    * It depends on how good his dentures are!

    * A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

    * About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

    * About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

    * Um....... 23????

    * Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

    * If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

    * Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

    * Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Well then Mr Smarty pants.... How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HUH?

    I didn't think so

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    Quote Originally Posted by legobricks View Post
    Ummm I think not ! Answered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Woodchucks Chucking Wood

    This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

    Some say it depends on three factors:

    * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

    Others say:

    * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

    * A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

    * One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

    * It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    * Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

    * It depends on how good his dentures are!

    * A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

    * About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

    * About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

    * Um....... 23????

    * Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

    * If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

    * Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

    * Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
    I stand corrected.

    And all of that sounds like something Peter Griffin would say..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    Can I start my first test e cycle at the same time that I start taking a prescription anti depressant?
    Test e will take care of the depression. Save for PCT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Name and credit card number?
    I never got your name but i do know your underwear size and favorite positions.

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    it's not for depression, moreso for general anxiety/social anxiety

    I have my doc appt at the end of december, and am gonna start my cycle at that time too...my doc would wonder why i didn't start my prescription for another 3months after the appt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    it's not for depression, moreso for general anxiety/social anxiety

    I have my doc appt at the end of december, and am gonna start my cycle at that time too...my doc would wonder why i didn't start my prescription for another 3months after the appt...
    After 6 weeks of test e you should be feeling a lot better and more social due to better body image.

    Take one pill. When he asks if you taken the prescription you can say yes without it being a lie.

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    1-3months after he prescribes it to me he'll most likely want to have me back to see how it's been going thus far. I will have nothing for him...or maybe i could just start my test cycle now...hmmmm

    seriously tho, would it be too much to start them both at the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    1-3months after he prescribes it to me he'll most likely want to have me back to see how it's been going thus far. I will have nothing for him...or maybe i could just start my test cycle now...hmmmm

    seriously tho, would it be too much to start them both at the same time?
    I would advise against it.

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    Yes

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    foreskin or no? which do you prefer and why?
    I have to say cut since i never had a penis with a hood.

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    do guys ever fart when you're hitting it?
    Yes. Same as a women when "hitting it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    How long till we can control the weather? I'm freezing
    Never gonna happen.

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    Why does my girl friend complain when I want to take her from behind?
    anal or vagina ?

    Anal - You need to take things a lot slower.

    Vagina- It allows you to penatrate her much deeper. Don't just ram it in. First half way then slowly work your way in deeper with each pump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hairy ass on a guy, turn on or off?
    Turn on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Turn on.
    Hairy ass on a girl?

    Best way to talk the old lady into anal?

    Bribe with house work? Dishes maybe?

    or just offer her cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Hairy ass on a girl?

    Best way to talk the old lady into anal?

    Bribe with house work? Dishes maybe?

    or just offer her cash?
    1) Hellz no

    2) Have one of your girlfriends take your wife out for a few drinks. Have the girl talk to your "old lady" about how good it feels (without you being there).

    Brides won't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Turn on.
    LMFAO and puking

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