AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

**Zodiac82** · 01-11-2013, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Flagg

I think one of the dumbest thing I ever read here, and im sure it's in the pages of this thread somewhere, is some guy claiming he had a "ghost shit". Sat down, took a dump, looked down, but nothing was there.

hey hey hey I've actually done that before....lol it's very weird

**Remington** · 01-11-2013, 12:51 PM

I'd get to a doctor with that one.
hahahahahahahh

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-11-2013, 01:56 PM

Ghost shit hahahhahahahha

There was a really good one recently. This guy says that he started his cycle too late so he's worried he won't be able to take a month off for pct before he starts his "summer cycle that I do every year" lol

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-11-2013, 01:58 PM

Found it

Originally Posted by XxAndreaxX

Hello all, I had to start my winter cycle begin of december, but due some problems, i'll start it next week, or end of january. Its 8 weeks sust 500 trenA 350. my concern is that my summercicle MUST start the 1st of june. I know the rule time on = time off, but after my last sust 250 trenA 275 cycle, i was perfectly recovered after 1 month. If everything goes well i'll start PCT mid-end march, end PCT in may. Fukc, its veeery close , virtually no time off. Maybe i shall do only 6 weeks??? Thanks

**kaptainkeezy04** · 01-13-2013, 01:23 AM

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...r#.UPJgt299Irw

1st post: wants us to plan his cycle, and tell him where he can purchase roids from in Saskatoon, Sasketchewan lol

**Armykid93** · 01-13-2013, 04:26 PM

Lol why have I never browsed these. Holy crap this is hilarious.

**kaptainkeezy04** · 01-13-2013, 08:48 PM

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...75#post6338375

"i'm an 18 year old freshman in college and i play college basketball. i am about 5'9" 160 and need to put on about 20lbs to be taken seriously in this level of basketball. a lot of my older teammates took Tren back when it was legal..."

"i don't need a lecture i don't want to research i just want somebody knowledgable to tell me what i should do at this point to gain mass in the next three months."

**kaptainkeezy04** · 01-13-2013, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by pokermonster29

Hey I been playing poker onine professionally for over 8 years and won over 250k and make over 60 hour average. ITs a good job.
Some people call me a genius.

I found at at doc's that T leverls were at 270.

I just did second injection last night in thigh and went very well. Must better than first one where my friend.. a girl... a nurse injected my glute and it knotted and swelled about the skin. I really think she did not somehow get in the muscle even though she's done injections at her work... Since it swelled above skin is that most likely scenairo?

Anyways hoping that having good T levels will improve concentration for my poker game.

Anybody else notice higher levels of concentration on T?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...y#.UPNyhW99Irw

he is taking testosterone to become a professional poker player?

**likelifting** · 01-13-2013, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Armykid93

Lol why have I never browsed these. Holy crap this is hilarious.

This is my first time and it's def lol.

I have to be in here somewhere.

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-13-2013, 10:54 PM

LOL HIGHER T LEVELS TO GO PRO IN POKER lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

The flood gates are opening.. here come the badminton and ping pong pros look out

**Armykid93** · 01-14-2013, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...75#post6338375

"i'm an 18 year old freshman in college and i play college basketball. i am about 5'9" 160 and need to put on about 20lbs to be taken seriously in this level of basketball. a lot of my older teammates took Tren back when it was legal..."

"i don't need a lecture i don't want to research i just want somebody knowledgable to tell me what i should do at this point to gain mass in the next three months."

In his defense he did start posting in the nutrition section.

**fishizzle0927** · 01-15-2013, 06:26 AM

wtf.................. WTF!!!!!!

**fishizzle0927** · 01-15-2013, 06:28 AM

whens the poker PED piss test!!!???

**Ajc330** · 01-19-2013, 04:19 PM

love this thread : ) )))))

**lovbyts** · 01-20-2013, 03:48 AM

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...75#post6338375

"i'm an 18 year old freshman in college and i play college basketball. i am about 5'9" 160 and need to put on about 20lbs to be taken seriously in this level of basketball. a lot of my older teammates took Tren back when it was legal..."

"i don't need a lecture i don't want to research i just want somebody knowledgable to tell me what i should do at this point to gain mass in the next three months."

Originally Posted by Armykid93

In his defense he did start posting in the nutrition section.

When the fvck was tren legal??? Maybe if you are a cow. lol

**fishizzle0927** · 01-20-2013, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...75#post6338375

"i'm an 18 year old freshman in college and i play college basketball. i am about 5'9" 160 and need to put on about 20lbs to be taken seriously in this level of basketball. a lot of my older teammates took Tren back when it was legal..."

"i don't need a lecture i don't want to research i just want somebody knowledgable to tell me what i should do at this point to gain mass in the next three months."

When the fvck was tren legal??? Maybe if you are a cow. lol

nice!!!!

**The Bear 79** · 01-20-2013, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

LOL HIGHER T LEVELS TO GO PRO IN POKER lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

The flood gates are opening.. here come the badminton and ping pong pros look out

Don't forget the professional Wii league.

**Zodiac82** · 01-20-2013, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

Don't forget the professional Wii league.

those are INTENSE lol

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 01-20-2013, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

Don't forget the professional Wii league.

Hey now I use to play halo 2 on the pro mlg circuit lol

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-22-2013, 05:32 PM

Welcome the newest inductee, AK1983:

"Cheated

I am a stupid ass-hole who cheated on his girlfriend last night... Why I didn't die before doing that. She doesn't know that and doesn't know what kinda bastardd I am. I am so regretting it, I hate myself."

BEYOND THE OBVIOUS, WHO THE F POSTS THIS SHIT IN THE Q & A OF AAS ?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...8#.UP8fufKWxqA

**panntastic** · 01-22-2013, 05:33 PM

Here's a new one very dangerous

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?524055-Clen

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-22-2013, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by panntastic

Here's a new one very dangerous

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?524055-Clen

If I wasn't worried about being banned I am so close to posting he should inject it in his ass hole lol

**kaptainkeezy04** · 01-27-2013, 11:28 PM

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...g#.UQYMCyd9Irw

title of thread: Can i get bigger than brock lesnar through bodybuilding?

Originally Posted by ctchristopher666

I don't mean fatass 280 lesnar. I mean brock lesnar when he was fighting in the UFC at 265 lbs at 6'2.5 (real height)
Im 6'1 currently 215 and going back on a bulk, and want to get to 260 pounds, im only an inch and a half shorter than him. Im assuming his body fat is about 15% possibly heigher than that while in the ufc, so id be 260 15% 6'1, is this possible? with gear of course.

p.s. also if anyone knows what mariuz pudzianowski's body fat was when was 340 lbs? hes also only 6'1
thank you

**EyE** · 01-31-2013, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

Hey now I use to play halo 2 on the pro mlg circuit lol

what was your gamertag?

**The Bear 79** · 01-31-2013, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by EyE

what was your gamertag?

"neverleavingmommysbasement45"

**>Good Luck<** · 01-31-2013, 06:42 PM

Hall of shame??

Sick beard

^^^^ enough said

**ChiveOn** · 02-02-2013, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by m1k333
Okay so I haven't got round to starting yet but the tablets I have are 40mg, so how many should I be taking to reach 120mg?

Posted by ChiveOn:
I hope you're kidding.... If you really can't do addition that's THAT ****ING SIMPLE you have no place touching AAS....... Holy god. It's 120mcg. If you took 120mg you would be very poor and incredibly dead

**ChiveOn** · 02-02-2013, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by ChiveOn

Originally Posted by m1k333
Okay so I haven't got round to starting yet but the tablets I have are 40mcg, so how many should I be taking to reach 120mg?

Posted by ChiveOn:
I hope you're kidding.... If you really can't do addition that's THAT ****ING SIMPLE you have no place touching AAS....... Holy god. It's 120mcg. If you took 120mg you would be very poor and incredibly dead

Talking about clen btw

**thex95** · 02-12-2013, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by ellis7

Hahaha you caught me... Nothing gets past you and your distinguished detective skills. 90% of the shit i post is complete bs about my stats and cycle history. As you wasted a pathetic amount of your own time researching my old threads. This is my second cycle you dumb ****. That pic was from this time last year when i started going to the gym. U mad that a 19 year old looks better then you have at any point in your life? Oh course you are... Who wants to cycle when they are 30 plus??? Unless of course they have a chance to make it into a career and then that's completely understandable, but for myself, by that time I would hope i would have more important things to worry about. So stop hating on somebody making something of themselves when you are clearly needing work in the diet and training department yourself.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...t#.URqNxqVX3D4

what a little gem

**Capebuffalo** · 03-25-2014, 10:10 AM

Bump. This should never be lost.

**scotty51312** · 03-25-2014, 11:12 AM

Anyone remember the quote from the college baseball player from villanova, who basically told us exactly who he was and asking for cycle advice? I can't find it in Q&A

**David LoPan** · 03-26-2014, 08:41 PM

This is some funny crap, where is that steroids in the butt hole thread. Sounds like a must read!!!

**Hazard** · 03-26-2014, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by BigTahl

This is some funny crap, where is that steroids in the butt hole thread. Sounds like a must read!!!

Omg that thread was hilarious

**Capebuffalo** · 03-28-2014, 03:38 AM

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Isn't HCG supposed to help bring your test levels back to normal.... doesn't taking test supress your natty test so... HCG wouldn't work while on cycle... right.
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**Capebuffalo** · 04-02-2014, 08:24 PM

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Well I squirted 1ml into my ass 15 minutes ago and cant tell if I feel it or not.

Actually, I think theres a change in blood pressure!

I think its rectally bioavailable, and will squirt 1ml every day for 10 days. Ill update to let you know if it works for sure or not!
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**scotty51312** · 04-02-2014, 08:32 PM

knew that was comming haha

**paulzane** · 04-03-2014, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

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Well I squirted 1ml into my ass 15 minutes ago and cant tell if I feel it or not.

Actually, I think theres a change in blood pressure!

I think its rectally bioavailable, and will squirt 1ml every day for 10 days. Ill update to let you know if it works for sure or not!
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I know that there are some dumb fcuk posts over the years ....but this MUST be an April Fool's post!!!

**Bigshotvictoria** · 04-03-2014, 10:05 AM

"Ranger danger your calling me a troll, have you looked at the picture? Its a bottle of ripped 200 next to your reply on my other thread... I have the ripped 200.

I mixed 2 ml with a little Dasani and squirted it in. Not even ****ing with you. It feels a little odd, but not painful or anything.

I don't know exactly how much ripped 200 is in my rectum currently, cause I see some oil on the side of the Dasani bottle where it ran down the bottle. But if any is absorbing, would I be able to tell? Like Id wake up with a hard on or extra energy? Or high blood pressure?

Well if it seems to work ill squirt more in. If not, ill rub some inside my nose and see if it works then.

How do you know that it doesn't work rectally? Or is it just that everyone prefers injecting over that?

Yeah its a little gross but... your not touching poop or anything... not painful either."

"because this is supposed to be the top steroid forum.

So let me get this straight, nobody KNOWS how this will affect you? You don't know if it will work or not at all?

I looked up skin absorption on Wikipedia, it says the scrotum has the best absorption followed by the armpits, then palms. I put 2ml in my palm, then rubbed it on my scrotum and forearms. My scrotum burns slightly but not painfully.

Is it naïve to think that at least a little of this will find its way to my bloodstream?"

Is there an alternate way to ingest an IM steroid?

**tarmyg** · 08-14-2014, 10:00 AM

well deserved bump

**RangerDanger830** · 08-14-2014, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria

"Ranger danger your calling me a troll, have you looked at the picture? Its a bottle of ripped 200 next to your reply on my other thread... I have the ripped 200.

I mixed 2 ml with a little Dasani and squirted it in. Not even ****ing with you. It feels a little odd, but not painful or anything.

I don't know exactly how much ripped 200 is in my rectum currently, cause I see some oil on the side of the Dasani bottle where it ran down the bottle. But if any is absorbing, would I be able to tell? Like Id wake up with a hard on or extra energy? Or high blood pressure?

Well if it seems to work ill squirt more in. If not, ill rub some inside my nose and see if it works then.

How do you know that it doesn't work rectally? Or is it just that everyone prefers injecting over that?

Yeah its a little gross but... your not touching poop or anything... not painful either."

"because this is supposed to be the top steroid forum.

So let me get this straight, nobody KNOWS how this will affect you? You don't know if it will work or not at all?

I looked up skin absorption on Wikipedia, it says the scrotum has the best absorption followed by the armpits, then palms. I put 2ml in my palm, then rubbed it on my scrotum and forearms. My scrotum burns slightly but not painfully.

Is it naïve to think that at least a little of this will find its way to my bloodstream?"

Is there an alternate way to ingest an IM steroid?

lol...thanks for bringing this back, made me laugh.