'Official Postwhore Thread'

[calgarian]

I need to mow my lawn

I need to put up fence and finish the patio

[RuhlFreak55]

it sounds good......u just have to get rid of "people are stupid" attitude otherwise life will be tooooo long.

Here is an example..One of my neighbor dont want to pay for the fence and I need to put it up this weekend what should I do...beat the crap out of him???

No I just suck it up and give him the ugly side with pink color.

solution : live in the country......no neighbors

[Kratos]

holy shit this thread got long.

Well im getting married July 22nd.

haha, that's my birthday

[RuhlFreak55]

that also removes the need for the fence cuz you can let the dogs do whatever they want

[Kratos]

just as long as she doesnt find the video or this on the internet its cool

it's cool, you were seperated for awhile...it all happened durring that time, you're covered.

[calgarian]

solution : live in the country......no neighbors

tell that to my wife I am not a people person as well but you will never know it........cause most people sre so stupid u dont believe it and some even dont get my jokes.....man but....i learn to ignore

[Emilio_Rebenga]

it's cool, you were seperated for awhile...it all happened durring that time, you're covered.

smart!

[Kratos]

We told you what you need to do Ruhl, take it or leave it. People are social creatures. Either keep hating, or join the party.

[RuhlFreak55]

i wish i had a wife

oh i enjoy reading too......sometimes i think most of the things i like to do are just different kinds of escape lol

[calgarian]

We told you what you need to do Ruhl, take it or leave it. People are social creatures. Either keep hating, or join the party.

Nah he is going to leave it.

[calgarian]

i wish i had a wife

oh i enjoy reading too......sometimes i think most of the things i like to do are just different kinds of escape lol

learn to ignore and stop arguing and you will have one.

[RuhlFreak55]

We told you what you need to do Ruhl, take it or leave it. People are social creatures. Either keep hating, or join the party.

*scratches head* i'm not a social creature though? i've gone days without saying a word to anyone before......and i didn't leave my apartment from when i got off work last saturday until monday morning

[calgarian]

*scratches head* i'm not a social creature though? i've gone days without saying a word to anyone before......and i didn't leave my apartment from when i got off work last saturday until monday morning

why not?????? Man u need to live life...u live alone or wih room mate? where do u work?

[RuhlFreak55]

ma-mommma we're all crazee now!!!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

why not?????? Man u need to live life...u live alone or wih room mate? where do u work?

i live alone now thank god.......i will never have another roomate again. ugh

[calgarian]

i live alone now thank god.......i will never have another roomate again. ugh

where do u work?

[Kratos]

So, genetically you're DNA makes you asocial? NO!!!
You aren't listening. You aren't willing to leave your comfort zone, push yourself, join something.
You won't be able to keep a wife either, at least not one you will think is up to your standards unless you are a fun person. Most girls don't want to watch their muscle man sit on the couch and read, and then wait around to get fuct. See how happy dukkit is? Girls like that.

[calgarian]

So, genetically you're DNA makes you asocial? NO!!!
You aren't listening. You aren't willing to leave your comfort zone, push yourself, join something.
You won't be able to keep a wife either, at least not one you will think is up to your standards unless you are a fun person. Most girls don't want to watch their muscle man sit on the couch and read, and then wait around to get fuct. See how happy dukkit is? Girls like that.

I am proud of my son

[RuhlFreak55]

where do u work?

gnc for the moment.....i think ima quit though cuz it's gay and pays pretty much nothing.....i'm certified as a Personal trainer so if i could get just like 2 clients it would make enough money to get rid of gnc

[MASTER]

hmm, so you know that im your best friend right. so you should take care of your best friend. cuz

Haha, I regularly sell my friendship to people for cheap drugs .

[calgarian]

gnc for the moment.....i think ima quit though cuz it's gay and pays pretty much nothing.....i'm certified as a Personal trainer so if i could get just like 2 clients it would make enough money to get rid of gnc

You realize for that you have to talk to people and socialize with them??? and u cant call them stupid and fat and eat fvcking healthy to their face..right

[MASTER]

oh shit... attention anyone who is coming to AC for this lil pow wow...


TJ and i have decided that we are wearing good old wife beaters the whole weekend. Now im not a fan of the white ones. i have colored ones. they bring out the hue of my pretty eyes. hahahahaahah jesus, im retarded.
but you sluts can wear what looks good for you.

whew, glad i go that out there. didnt want ppl wearing any spandex. fcking guys

No silver shirts?? Women love the silver shirts, especially when i wear only the shirt and wash my fro down below with strawberry shampoo

[RuhlFreak55]

You realize for that you have to talk to people and socialize with them??? and u cant call them stupid and fat and eat fvcking healthy to their face..right

i can interact with people when necessary very effectively......especially as it pertains to any sort of business venture

[calgarian]

i can interact with people when necessary very effectively......especially as it pertains to any sort of business venture

talking about sex can be business??? at least for her...dont u think?

[MASTER]

Although its touch and go when im on cycle, not all women like seeing a trunk and 2 raisins

[Dukkit]

So, genetically you're DNA makes you asocial? NO!!!
You aren't listening. You aren't willing to leave your comfort zone, push yourself, join something.
You won't be able to keep a wife either, at least not one you will think is up to your standards unless you are a fun person. Most girls don't want to watch their muscle man sit on the couch and read, and then wait around to get fuct. See how happy dukkit is? Girls like that.

dude, the main thing that made me who i am was sitting in jail for 17 months. that really puts you out of your comfort zone. and made me open up and learn how to talk to ppl. NOW IM NOT SAYIN GO TO JAIL!! lol. but im sayin that if all you do is work out, work, sleep, study, and post whore.... your not giving yourself any chances to find more in life. i made myself go out and get more out of life. bein in jail made me realize that i want to live, i want to laugh, i want to have a good time. I work hard. I pay my bills. Im a good family member and friend. But i also have fun while doing it. Im laid back. Im not perfect. far from it. so i dont look down on ppl. Like "fratboys" Or ppl that dont work out. Everyone is my best friend as far as im concerned. they just dont know it. hahah. So relax. Learn how to talk to ppl. Girls especially. When you catch yourself looking down or getting annoyed with ppl. Think.. who am i to judge. Im not special. Put yourself back in your place. it will humble you. it will make you a better person. a more likable person. and ppl like to like to ppl who are likable.. get it?

[RuhlFreak55]

talking about sex can be business??? at least for her...dont u think?

hmmm strange thing about me.......i'm very overt about my sexuality.....i don't keep much a secret about it.......i'll talk to girls about sex...ask Q's etc....just don't ever get any ironically

[Dukkit]

Haha, I regularly sell my friendship to people for cheap drugs .

thats what i do! no wonder we are such good buddies. remember elementry school when we used to look up the teachers skirt? hahah

[Dukkit]

No silver shirts?? Women love the silver shirts, especially when i wear only the shirt and wash my fro down below with strawberry shampoo

haha. dude. i need to see a pic of that. haha.

[Kratos]

The best personal trainers (most successful) are usually very good with the ladies. They know how to compliment people and keep them coming back for more, even if their advise is crap and their clients are getting nowhere.

[MASTER]

Ruhl, buy some really tight leather trousers, you know, the type where you need vaso just to get them on. Stick a sock in your y fronts (i imagine you as the kinda guy that would wear y fronts, dno why) and wear a bright yellow shirt, half open, with either a nipple piercing or nipple tassles. Go to a club, get laid.

[calgarian]

hmmm strange thing about me.......i'm very overt about my sexuality.....i don't keep much a secret about it.......i'll talk to girls about sex...ask Q's etc....just don't ever get any ironically

hmmmm....You need to get out more and at least have a friend that keep with ur crap..I use to have a friend no matter how much of an ass I was back in the day he was always there for me.

I dont know whats wrong with u man.

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmmm....You need to get out more and at least have a friend that keep with ur crap..I use to have a friend no matter how much of an ass I was back in the day he was always there for me.

I dont know whats wrong with u man.

i don't either but it hink it might be coming to a head here.

[MASTER]

thats what i do! no wonder we are such good buddies. remember elementry school when we used to look up the teachers skirt? hahah

Yeah, the sight of those warts was far more effective at getting me to wrap than any sex education classes.

[RuhlFreak55]

well it's off to the gym for my incredibly fat ass......hopefully i have a better one than yesterday or i just may commit suicide by barbell

[Dukkit]

Yeah, the sight of those warts was far more effective at getting me to wrap than any sex education classes.

haha. is that what they were? i thought they were nipples like cows have? the teacher asked me to suck on them. but it smelled down there. so i declined

[abbot138]

alright so back to the weekend at hand... labor day.


we need to figure out whose bringing the viagra, cialis, boxes of condoms, blow up mattresses, asprin for our hangovers. i would recommend we stock up Pedialyte. that shit helps me with my hangovers twice as well as gatorade. we are all going to need to eat for 3 days. should we all go grocerie shoppin on sat morning? lol.

guess we are all doing laundry at Abbots house... hahahaha. j/k


i mean these are some pretty important things.

oh shit, abbot... you need to text me later. i forgot to tell ya that it may be a slight change of plans for that fri. im supposed to pick up TJ and Gix in philly then we were going to head to AC and meet up with you. But!! i forgot its my moms 40th b-day. so i have to pick up the boys. bring them to her birthday dinner. lol. then we can head over. so im not sure on time frame. we may not get there till like 11pm. i have to work out the details though.

No problem. Yeah, if we all throw down on groceries, we can just cook and eat at my place during the day. Make a bunch of chicken breast and take them with us to hotel, whatever...man it'll be weird actually hanging out with people who eat like I do, most my friends just rag on me when I go out and get a chicken salad at the bar, lol. We could even go lift on Saturday or Sunday if we feel like it. Like I said, 10 minute ride on the expressway away from AC. And that drink that I sell will take care of hangover, along with some ZMA, works wonders for me. Got enough cialis to go around, ummmmm whats a condom?

[abbot138]

Beaters it is. Thats pretty much all I wear in the summer anyway.

[Emilio_Rebenga]

haha. dude. i need to see a pic of that. haha.

[MASTER]

haha. is that what they were? i thought they were nipples like cows have? the teacher asked me to suck on them. but it smelled down there. so i declined

Yeh they did sorta look like udders, they were some big ass warts. I always thought she was a dirty bitch. I had many a dream of her on a pogo stick, with lamb chops play along theme tune playing in the background. That was of course before I saw THEM.