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    oh wonderful. got 9 hours of sleep last night. had sex before going to sleep and upon waking up 2 hours ago. now im at work. the sun is shining, the boss isnt here yet. and i got a fridge full of food. im a lucky lucky man. how bout you main man Shifty??

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    How the hell can you afford to sleep all that fvkin time???

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    This morning I was late for work

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    all good thanks duk!

    was up early, hit the gym, whored with chuck, get to go back to sleep later 4 a few hours b4 work - pretty good day!

    got the farts though

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    Fart is fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    This morning I was late for work
    drive like a crazy fool to get there quicker?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    How the hell can you afford to sleep all that fvkin time???
    im lucky. i work, then i go to the gym. then the rest of the day is for me. plus i didnt get that much sleep the night before remember?/ so i made up for it last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    This morning I was late for work
    been working here for a year. and never late once. have only taken one sick day also. ima good boy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    been working here for a year. and never late once. have only taken one sick day also. ima good boy!!
    ass kisser

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    all good thanks duk!

    was up early, hit the gym, whored with chuck, get to go back to sleep later 4 a few hours b4 work - pretty good day!

    got the farts though
    sounds like a decent day. its only 837 AM here in USA. so i got the whole day ahead of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    ass kisser
    well i live 2 blocks away from work. so its tough to make an excuse to be late. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well i live 2 blocks away from work. so its tough to make an excuse to be late. hahaha
    Move further away!

    Or turn up late and tell ya boss you got 'male problems' - will confuse the feck out of him and raise a few eyebrows - but bet they wont wanna go into it!

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    Sorry for the lack of whoring, I was revising my diet

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    Sorry for the lack of whoring, I was revising my diet
    something i need to do. gains are gettin slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    Move further away!

    Or turn up late and tell ya boss you got 'male problems' - will confuse the feck out of him and raise a few eyebrows - but bet they wont wanna go into it!
    hahah, or he will invite me over to his house for some fun time cuz he's gay. hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hahah, or he will invite me over to his house for some fun time cuz he's gay. hahahaha
    might be worth a promotion and extra $$$$!

    just close ya eyes and think of nice things....

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    ^^ ahhhhh!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ^^ ahhhhh!!!!
    ^^^^^ and make that noise so he think's ya enjoying it!

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    +1 post count

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    It's not fair.
    +1 for me too

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    word up

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    i reckon within 2 weeks you overtake my post count

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydub View Post
    word up
    word down

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    and all around

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    lets get this post count up.

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    i'm not even at 1000 yet... i'm friggin lame man

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydub View Post
    i'm not even at 1000 yet... i'm friggin lame man
    whore it like paris hilton when she needs some publicity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    whore it like paris hilton when she needs some publicity!
    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    whore it like paris hilton when she needs some publicity!
    Then he'll beat swolecat on post count

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    hmmmm... i should try to up my count eh?..

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    i can try at least.

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    i hate that 30 second thing....

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    just trying to whore it up a little...

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    so difficult to be on the internet and not surf some porn

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    it's that damn testosterone !!!

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    aw... who am i kidding?.. i love the stuff.

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    well. guess i'll head back and see what the other threads are sayin..

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    yeah, it really gets lonely here..... ECHO!!!!......echo......echo..

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    30 second rule sucks monkey balls!

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    my balls need playing with

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