Ask DSM anything.

[FREAK]

is it possible for my dog to be gay?

dsm this is a real question bro

[Nicotine]

I think it's old guys and some gay guys are into them, I'm not sure if they have to be fat and/or hairy or not but I think that might be part of the attraction issue

this guy is pure "daddy"

http://www.davelevac.on.ca/

he is perfection

6ft 4, THICK moustache, hairy, always in nice clothes, deep voice...heaven

[DSM4Life]

is it possible for my dog to be gay?

Yes. It happened on South Park.

[sinny]

I am inspired by both godfather and musclescience.

is it true that behind chuck norris beard there is a fist ?

[DSM4Life]

is it true that behind chuck norris beard there is a fist ?

False.

[Edgar]

am I moving overseas in two months?

[Edgar]

this guy is pure "daddy"

http://www.davelevac.on.ca/

he is perfection

6ft 4, THICK moustache, hairy, always in nice clothes, deep voice...heaven

you have the same taste in man as my mother in law. than again shel @#$% anything that moves.

[DSM4Life]

am I moving overseas in two months?

You will, don't worry everything will work out.

[DSM4Life]

Did you ever prostitute yourself, and if so how much did you get paid?
No
Do you go after straight guys?
No
How old were u the first time you sucked dick?
18
Are you a top or bottom (or neither or both)?
Come over and find out
Did you ever jack off in a gym stall thinking about some dude you saw working out there that day?
No
Did you ever pay for sex and if so about how many times?
No
Every have group sex? Details?
Yes - with a male/female couple
Are you secretly fantasizing about seeing my ripped six pack?

Never

[BigBrad330]

why is it that if i shave any of my body hair it will grow back but to only a certain length where as hair on my head and face could be shaven and grow to an unlimited length?

[DSM4Life]

why is it that if i shave any of my body hair it will grow back but to only a certain length where as hair on my head and face could be shaven and grow to an unlimited length?

Actually, your hair keeps growing throughout your life (excluding the upper scalp hair on some men). It's just that the hair folicles each have a programed length to which the hair shaft will grow. When the shaft reaches that length, it falls out and a new one starts to grow. Obviously, for some folicles, this programed length is longer than it is for others. That is why body hair is usually shorter than head hair. This is also why it is silly for a man to start worrying about going bald just because he sees some hairs in his brush. We are all constantly shedding hairs that have reached their maximum length.

[KingTenderloin]

does the word shaft make u smile?

[DSM4Life]

does the word shaft make u smile?

No, the movie wasn't as good as people say.

[Indymuscleguy]

Ok DSM....what's up with guys shaving pits these days? I watch the UFC and MMA fights and see shaved pits, College wrestlers, now guys at the gym? I thought only swimmers, cyclists, and bodybuilders who compete shaved.

Is this a new metrosexual thing?

Indymuscleguy

[PEWNTANG]

DSM how has life been with out me in it ?

[Indymuscleguy]

'Tang...you're back!

[Amorphic]

Ok DSM....what's up with guys shaving pits these days? I watch the UFC and MMA fights and see shaved pits, College wrestlers, now guys at the gym? I thought only swimmers, cyclists, and bodybuilders who compete shaved.

Is this a new metrosexual thing?

Indymuscleguy

i shave everything from the neck down, minus my arms. like the clean look, girls love it too.

[HORSE~]

DSM how has life been with out me in it ?

Pewn as soon as you can PM, PM me your contact info....I have been trying to track your ass down for months now DAMN IT!!!!LOL

[HORSE~]

Well since this is an ask DSM anything thread, DSM if some asshole ban's Pewn before he PM's me his contact info can you get it and PM it to me??

LOL and if you can will you??

[DSM4Life]

Well since this is an ask DSM anything thread, DSM if some asshole ban's Pewn before he PM's me his contact info can you get it and PM it to me??

LOL and if you can will you??

If he provides me with the info i would be glad to pass it along.

DSM how has life been with out me in it ?

Sad

'Tang...you're back!

Yes , he is.

Ok DSM....what's up with guys shaving pits these days? I watch the UFC and MMA fights and see shaved pits, College wrestlers, now guys at the gym? I thought only swimmers, cyclists, and bodybuilders who compete shaved.

Is this a new metrosexual thing?

Indymuscleguy

People doing it at the gym is totally a metrosexual thing.

[Deltasaurus]

Im Thinking of going all Tyler Durden untill i feel better what do u think???

-AJ

PM if u wish lol

[scibble]

DSM, who has the best av? [whistles with eyes turned upward in feigned naivete]

LOL

[DSM4Life]

Im Thinking of going all Tyler Durden untill i feel better what do u think???

-AJ

PM if u wish lol

Depends, whats making you feel bad ?

DSM, who has the best av? [whistles with eyes turned upward in feigned naivete]

LOL

I like Edgar's

[scibble]

I like Edgar's

[Deltasaurus]

[QUOTE=DSM4Life;4336541]Depends, whats making you feel bad ?

Uhmm.......Like in General not depressed just fed up with all the BS of Society in my current situation.

-AJ

[sizerp]

DSM whats your middle name?

[Edgar]

You will, don't worry everything will work out.

I love you man!

[DSM4Life]

I love you man!

[QUOTE=A2thej2008;4337527]

Depends, whats making you feel bad ?

Uhmm.......Like in General not depressed just fed up with all the BS of Society in my current situation.

-AJ

Focus less on the rage and more on feeling better

Check out this site :
http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_d...id=9757&cn=353

DSM whats your middle name?

I won't give that out.

[Rugger02]

What was the name of that thing you posted in a video threrad a while back where it's a computer that looks like a table, and you can put things like your digital camera right on top of the glass and all your picture files seem to spill out, and you can drag them around on the table or slide them under a different file??

[DSM4Life]

What was the name of that thing you posted in a video threrad a while back where it's a computer that looks like a table, and you can put things like your digital camera right on top of the glass and all your picture files seem to spill out, and you can drag them around on the table or slide them under a different file??

Its called "Windows Table Top PC."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlWCgWCoeOg

[Rugger02]

YEAH! That thing is sweet!

Sorry, that wasn't a question.....

[DSM4Life]

Sorry, that wasn't a question.....

[Tesla]

Why does it feel good to scratch my balls? Why do my balls itch in the first place?

[WARMachine]

Why has this thread gone 14 pages deep?

[StoneGRMI]

Will everyone please let this thread die?

[Doc.Sust]

dsm

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

[Doc.Sust]

alos how many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

[Doc.Sust]

where is osama bin laden?

[DSM4Life]

where is osama bin laden?

Hell

alos how many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

According to the official Tootsie Roll website, over 50,000 children have written in since the launching of the commercial in 1970, claiming they know how many licks it takes. Their responses have ranged from 100 to 5,800.

Three independent research studies have been carried out to determine the answer. Engineering students at Purdue University devised a "licking machine" that showed an average of 364 licks are needed to get to the center. Using 20 human volunteers, the figure was 252. A doctoral student at the University of Michigan created another licking machine and came up with an average of 411 licks.

dsm

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

Answered already, pay attention : (page 2)

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

Will everyone please let this thread die?

Nope.

Why has this thread gone 14 pages deep?

There are many unanswered questions in the world today.

Why does it feel good to scratch my balls? Why do my balls itch in the first place?

Touching mens "no no places" always feels good. Growing hairs.

[JiGGaMaN]

regarding peoples opinion of you, which is worse: Being This guy or being That guy???