...So I got a job as a gay stripper........

[gixxerboy1]

You know how you can tell he is gay. No straight guy would wear those sneaker and that g-string together. Totally gay

[Shol'va]

You know how you can tell he is gay. No straight guy would wear those sneaker and that g-string together. Totally gay

I thought you was going to say because he is half hard in front of another man.

[gixxerboy1]

I thought you was going to say because he is half hard in front of another man.

thats him hard? Poor guy

[lovbyts]

Nice to see this thread is still going strong.
AnabolicBoy1981 since you are so comfortable with your sexuality then you probably would not have any problems admitting you get a chubby when dancing for guys, grinding on them or when they are reaching down your g-string to give you a tip and a friendly squeeze.

[AnabolicBoy1981]

Nice to see this thread is still going strong.
AnabolicBoy1981 since you are so comfortable with your sexuality then you probably would not have any problems admitting you get a chubby when dancing for guys, grinding on them or when they are reaching down your g-string to give you a tip and a friendly squeeze.

Actually i dont get hard from any of that, though i've never let them reach down for a squeeze. Maybe i should try it and report back to you ,if i like it, so i can let you know if im gay :-/

NOT

[lovbyts]

Well if you are really that comfortable with your sexuality and you are sure you are not gay then you probably could let a gay guy stroke you and you would not have a physical reaction (boner) to him touching you, right? You could try it and then if you dont get hard use it to convince us you really aren't gay. Makes sense????

[dumb_aas]

Well if you are really that comfortable with your sexuality and you are sure you are not gay then you probably could let a gay guy stroke you and you would not have a physical reaction (boner) to him touching you, right? You could try it and then if you dont get hard use it to convince us you really aren't gay. Makes sense????

So you think he should allow a guy jerk him to test his sexual orientation? Ha I love your irony. If he lets 'em stroke him, I'm sure his tip revenue would skyrocket! Not a bad suggestion

[lovbyts]

He said he is in it for the $$$ so I'm sure it couldn't hurt.

[Honkey_Kong]

Well if you are really that comfortable with your sexuality and you are sure you are not gay then you probably could let a gay guy stroke you and you would not have a physical reaction (boner) to him touching you, right? You could try it and then if you dont get hard use it to convince us you really aren't gay. Makes sense????

He wouldn't be gay at all. The money is what gave him a boner... hahahahahahaha

[DSM4Life]

It only hurts the first couple of times...

[AnabolicBoy1981]

Whatever...I'm so done with this thread. I'm glad there are so many other guys who are too uncomfortable with themselves to do what i do..more green for me...and guys that's rather pick up women in stupid clubs having to talk with women and their stupid friends, instead of just getting in a g-string and being treated like a sex object. Makes no sense but whatever floats your boat.

You're right I must be gay....cuz last night i had two guys down my pants.....George Washington and Andrew Jackson.

That's right...my dick smells like dolla bills yo...

[Honkey_Kong]

You only made $21 last night stripping for men? Dude , you should ask DSM to give you some notes.

[lovbyts]

You only made $21 last night stripping for men? Dude , you should ask DSM to give you some notes.

No he needs to ask DSM to give him some lessons. I think DSM usually charges for personal one on one training but he might make a exception here since it's a charity case and the OP really needs some help.

What do you say DSM, are you willing to lend the OP a hand or two? I'm sure Marcus wont take it personally if you turn your attention to another board member since it's for a good cause.

[Times Roman]

you know, some women who do porn think that if they do not kiss the other guy, then it is not cheating with their current BF/Husband when they fuk other guys/women in front of the cameras.

So maybe, as long as you don't let the other guys kiss you, then you are not gay????

.....just a thought.

so maybe we should ask our resident gender orientation guru, DSM, and see what he thinks how far a bloke can go with another man and still be straight?


DSM?

[Honkey_Kong]

you know, some women who do porn think that if they do not kiss the other guy, then it is not cheating with their current BF/Husband when they fuk other guys/women in front of the cameras.

So maybe, as long as you don't let the other guys kiss you, then you are not gay????

.....just a thought.

so maybe we should ask our resident gender orientation guru, DSM, and see what he thinks how far a bloke can go with another man and still be straight?


DSM?

Isn't it as long as anabolicboy thinks of a chick while he's performing sexual acts to a man, it's still not gay? DSM is that right?

[paulzane]

This thread gets funnier and funnier!!

[JD250]

I bet he thinks of guys touching him while he's screwing slutty chicks behind the bar.

[lovbyts]

I bet he thinks of guys touching him while he's screwing slutty FAT chicks behind the bar.

Fixed

[dumb_aas]

God I love this thread. Anabolicboy is catching shit not because he's gay but because he refuses to admit he's gay.

Hey Anabolicboy, I admire you. You've been able to find a good job that you enjoy, that's great. Too bad for the shitty pay and fat chicks though

[Vettester]

Hmmm ... I went from the "Religion" thread to this one ... I think I better call it a night.

[Honkey_Kong]

I bet he thinks of twinks touching him while he's screwing hairy men behind the bar.

Fixed

[DSM4Life]

you know, some women who do porn think that if they do not kiss the other guy, then it is not cheating with their current BF/Husband when they fuk other guys/women in front of the cameras.

So maybe, as long as you don't let the other guys kiss you, then you are not gay????

.....just a thought.

so maybe we should ask our resident gender orientation guru, DSM, and see what he thinks how far a bloke can go with another man and still be straight?


DSM?

There are many loop holes to not being gay and having sex with other men. HK stated one; If you are in prison its not gay. Even if you think your going to go to prison it's still not gay. A lot of people don't know about that one.

No he needs to ask DSM to give him some lessons. I think DSM usually charges for personal one on one training but he might make a exception here since it's a charity case and the OP really needs some help.

What do you say DSM, are you willing to lend the OP a hand or two? I'm sure Marcus wont take it personally if you turn your attention to another board member since it's for a good cause.

I be willing to lend a hand or foot.

[lovbyts]

There are many loop holes to not being gay and having sex with other men. HK stated one; If you are in prison its not gay. Even if you think your going to go to prison it's still not gay. A lot of people don't know about that one.



I be willing to lend a hand or foot.

I knew you were a giving type of guy always willing to help out a fellow member.

[Honkey_Kong]

There are many loop holes to not being gay and having sex with other men. HK stated one; If you are in prison its not gay. Even if you think your going to go to prison it's still not gay. A lot of people don't know about that one.



I be willing to lend a hand or foot.

He needs a lot of hands on help from you. He only made $21 his last shift.

[lovbyts]

He needs a lot of hands on help from you. He only made $21 his last shift.

Maybe we should find out where he is from. Maybe the female strip clubs are just as cheap. lol

[Honkey_Kong]

Maybe we should find out where he is from. Maybe the female strip clubs are just as cheap. lol

They probably got ATMs that spit out quarters there. But if the female strippers are just as cheap, they got to be some ugly bitches.

[spywizard]

He needs a lot of hands on help from you. He only made $21 his last shift.

that's not gay for pay, that's just pity tips..

you know like when you're down on sniffers row and this girl comes out for her set and 1/2 way through the 1st song and no one has put money on the rail.. she's almost naked, everyone's seen her giblets and you put a $1 up in front of your buddy so she at least has something to show for the 5 minutes she's up there..

[Awesome_Archy]

that's not gay for pay, that's just pity tips..

You know like when you're down on sniffers row and this girl comes out for her set and 1/2 way through the 1st song and no one has put money on the rail.. She's almost naked, everyone's seen her giblets and you put a $1 up in front of your buddy so she at least has something to show for the 5 minutes she's up there..

lol.

[Honkey_Kong]

that's not gay for pay, that's just pity tips..

you know like when you're down on sniffers row and this girl comes out for her set and 1/2 way through the 1st song and no one has put money on the rail.. she's almost naked, everyone's seen her giblets and you put a $1 up in front of your buddy so she at least has something to show for the 5 minutes she's up there..

I don't run a charity at the nudie bar. But usually, I'll see the other strippers throwing money up there when she's not doing very well. But I stopped going to the nudiebar entirely years ago. I don't like the idea of dropping a few hundred on some hos that aren't going to put out. You just go home broke and with blue balls. You're better off seeing a hooker with the money.

[jasc]

Bump for more stories..

Anabolic ya gotta stick with this job bro, this thread needs to go on

[Shol'va]

I think you done went and ran off my new gay stripper friend...lol I'm sure he will be back to tell us that he made so much money stripping in the gay bar that he bought it.

[Times Roman]

There are many loop holes to not being gay and having sex with other men. HK stated one; If you are in prison its not gay. Even if you think your going to go to prison it's still not gay. A lot of people don't know about that one.



I be willing to lend a hand or foot.

this is getting good. so if you know a dude that went to prison, and you let another dude do a pile driver on your back side, then i guess that's not gay either?

I'm sure glad we got the orientation specialist in here to clarify these areas of confusion!!!

[Times Roman]

I think you done went and ran off my new gay stripper friend...lol I'm sure he will be back to tell us that he made so much money stripping in the gay bar that he bought it.

I'm sure he'll "discover" that the best tips are not the ones involving cash, but instead other quid pro quo opportunities??? =)

[Honkey_Kong]

this is getting good. so if you know a dude that went to prison, and you let another dude do a pile driver on your back side, then i guess that's not gay either?

I'm sure glad we got the orientation specialist in here to clarify these areas of confusion!!!

DSM will have to correct this, but I hear if a dude is going to county, oral with a dude isn't considered gay either.

[Shol'va]

DSM will have to correct this, but I hear if a dude is going to county, oral with a dude isn't considered gay either.

it's considered paying your buddy lip service. Lip Service=Not Gay in county. But if he swallows all bets are off.

[Honkey_Kong]

it's considered paying your buddy lip service. Lip Service=Not Gay in county. But if he swallows all bets are off.

There you go, Anabolicboy, if you don't swallow your client's loads, you're not gay.

[AD]

i think StripperBoy has abandoned this thread. no updates for 1-2pages already.

its a tragic loss.

[Awesome_Archy]

I love how the minute i think this thread is dead it finds it's way back to the top.

[spywizard]

Attachment 121670

heres a pic for ya!

thanks... that's not gay...

[spywizard]

I love how the minute i think this thread is dead it finds it's way back to the top.

Hope he took some of the advice here and has "embraced" his new found freedom..