Thread: Who do i talk to about steroids?
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05-14-2009, 07:29 PM #1New Member
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05-14-2009, 07:30 PM #2
welcome to AR
you can NOT ask where to get illegal drugs here
There are tons of good threads you need to read and learn about. Here are the first few for you
Anyone ever see this before?? A MUST READ !!
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=383169
"SIGNATURES" Read Them !!! (New Members, THIS MEANS YOU !!)
also for advice, we need your complete stats
age
height
weight
bodyfat %
diet
yrs training
PCT knowledgeLast edited by T-MOS; 05-14-2009 at 07:32 PM.
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05-16-2009, 11:50 AM #4New Member
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Fine.. let me rephrase the question. Who do i talk to for professional in person facts about steroids ??
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05-16-2009, 11:57 AM #5
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05-16-2009, 12:03 PM #6
He maybe wanting to do research? You could easily find someone to talk to you over a chat or instant messaging program. That or read the stickys and ask questions after reading them all.
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05-16-2009, 12:07 PM #8
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05-16-2009, 12:10 PM #9New Member
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Alright listen.. i know i cant ask for suppliers on this site.. im looking for a professional i can talk to in person and ask qustions without having to wait for a response.. i have never done steroids but want info without having to spend hours reading. i want a experienced person to talk to. are there any? doctors? anyone? Steroids are illigel but how come bodybuilders can use them? there has got to be someone i can talk too.
Pretty much i want a personal trainer like body builders have. give me diet programs.. workouts.. and tips with steroids.. i know your average 24 hour fitness trainer doesnt deal with steroids. is there anywhere i can find one who does?Last edited by MadKlown187; 05-16-2009 at 12:14 PM.
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05-16-2009, 12:13 PM #10
aww, so you just want to be spoon fed, well i'm not gonna do that, but here's some good info
If You Are Under 24 Then Read This
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Whats the right age to take steroids (GOOD READ)
Read the Rules
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Various Training Methods
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contributed by A2thej2008
Various Training Techniques
How to get Steroids the easy way
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http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=370690
Under 170? Over 5'10"?
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If you're over 5'10" and under 170lbs read this...
Stop the Bullshit!
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WARNING please read...................
How to Write a Post That Gets Your Questions Answered!
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Steroid Profiles
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How to Dose your Drugs
Written by one8nine
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http://forums.steroid.com/educational-threads/357078-dosing-your-drugs.html#post4150809
Things to Conside BEFORE AAS
Written by Marcus300
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http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...=1#post4316957
High bf% and Cycling
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Anabolic Links
Why Test for a First Cycle
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http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...59&postcount=5
Test Beginner Cycle Guide
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Test beginner cycle info
Avavar FAQ
Written by XBiker
Anavar FAQ - A great read.
Sust and Why you SHOULDN’T USE IT
The Iron Game
Sustanon and why you shouldnt use it
Oral vs. Injectable
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Burst Cycling Explained
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Diet Help
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ADIPOSE TISSUE - What it is, how to get rid of it
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http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...t=carb+cycling
Nark & Nova's Diet Help
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Free Diet advice by Narkissos & Novastepp: Intro to Performance Nutrition 101
Dave Polumbo Diet
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Keto Diet Info and Help
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HCG FAQ
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Gyno Reversal
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All you need to know about GYNO.
The most efficient way to use HCG
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a must read
HCG crash course
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Drummerboys PCT and Cycle Recomendations: Estrogen, Progesterone and Cortisol control
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Arimidex is NOT effective on gyno, Get letro
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Arimidex
Think Adex is good for PCT?
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Regarding anastrozole and tamoxifen
All About Caber
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The How To Use Caber Thread
Running Letro reversals, preventing gyno, and everthing inbetween
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"Estrogen Control, Treatment, and PCT by WARMachine"
HGH, Insulin , and IGF-1
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The Book on Insulin
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HGH - The facts
HGH FAQ
HGH FAQ - Great stuff!!!
Putting HGH, Slin, and IGF-1 together
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IGF-1 Info
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Understanding Insulin: Best article on Insulin ever written.
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Albuterol
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Cytomel (T3)
Anabolic Review Profile: Cytomel (T3 - Liothyrine Sodium)
Clen /T3
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...t=clen+cytomel
All you need to know about DNP
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T4,T3 Explained
T4,T3, TRH & TSH Explained from Abbott Pharmaceuticals
Ketotifen
Ketotifen - what you need to know!
Clen FAQ
contributed by WARmachine ~ Written by perfectbeast2001
Clen Faq. You better like it it took me ages.
DNP FAQ
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All you need to know about DNP
The Woman Section
Women and Steroids
Women and Steroid Blues
Steroids and Woman’s Health
Steroid Use and Women's Health
Woman and HGH
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Test and Female Body Composition
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HomeBrewing
Finaplex-H Prep without a kit
Finaplix-H Preperation without the kit
Fina convertion with pictures
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Making Test Suspension
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Making Liquid Clen/T3
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How to Cap Accurately
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Injectable Winny, PEG and Water Conversion w/ Pics
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Injectable Recipes
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The Dissolving Thread
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Miscellaneous
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Dr.D's Antibiotic Brief
If You Are Under 24 Then Read This
Whats the right age to take steroids (GOOD READ)
Injection Frequency
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Ester Weight and Active Lives
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androgenic and anabolic ratios.
Prohormones
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05-16-2009, 12:15 PM #11
i was gonna do that phate..lol
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05-16-2009, 12:16 PM #12
Steroids have gotten a bad rep because of people who are not wanting to do there research however if you want to do research; power to you. Even when talking to someone about steroids it will take hours to get the whole story out anyways. As I said before you can ask a person to help you with a online chat session that you trust or just ask here we answer posts quite quickly here as well
^Me too haha
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05-16-2009, 12:22 PM #13
Relax, read a bit and make some serious Qs. What's the hurry?
This is as good a place as any to start, and sometimes you are just going to have to wait for an answer. Telling us how old you are might be a start...
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05-16-2009, 12:24 PM #14New Member
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Spoon fed? im simply asking if there is a professional IN PERSON i can talk to.. this is why i hate posting.. noone ever answer the question. instead they wonder off and give me information im not looking for.. im not looking to go on a website and read about steroids.. im looking for a conversation with a expert where i can ask 100000000 questions and he will answer them. without saying... oh here go to this link... im looking for answers in person not another link to a website. not trying to sound like a dick but noone has answered my question yet.
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05-16-2009, 12:28 PM #15New Member
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Alright, ill start with some info about myself. im 19 years old. im 6'1 255 lbs.(look 215-220) im in the army reserves.(please dont tell me about drug tests i already know) i currently have a poor diet. im wanting to get in shape. im trying to figure out a plan.. which is why i wanted a proffesional in person.. i want info on what diet i should do. what steroid would be good for me. and workout routine.
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05-16-2009, 12:29 PM #16
How can we find someone "in person" to answer your questions? Everyone here on the boards are all over the place and don't think anyone is going to travel somewhere to teach someone about steroids . Forums are here for a reason. I said before and this is my last time, if you want some help you can ask someone if they would like to chat with you but it will be hard with your attiude
Post your diet in the diet froums
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05-16-2009, 12:35 PM #17New Member
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05-16-2009, 12:42 PM #18
Doctors and pharmacists will give you some information but you need to find someone who specializes in steroid use and abuse. So you can ask around where you live such as your doctor and pharmacists if anyone they know will be able to help you in your research. It isn't going to be all that easy!
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05-16-2009, 12:46 PM #19
This IS the best place in the world for you to find the BEST information. Steroids are NOT a sprint, they are a marathon, and you need to have patience. You need to get to know who we are and us you...then maybe you can find one or two that you can end up IMing to discuss things, BUT right now you are going about things poorly.
We can tell you all you need to know, but if you won't listen, then why would we waste our time??
Your first step is to READ, and try to get a basic grasp of things so talking to you will be easier for us.
Then, you need to be realistic with your goals and willing to do it the RIGHT way
as steroids are NOT the answer for you JUST YET..... we can get you there, but you are not ready yet
Doctors know much less about steroids then we do.. Its like ONE class session during their training. You will NOT find more experienced and knowledgeable people then are right here !!!
You admit that your diet SUCKS, that is GOOD, that is the first place to start
we have some EXCELLENT diet guru's here, PHATE and Jamyjamjr just to name two. They will help you in the diet section and they will do for FREE what would normally cost you a fortune, so you better appreciate the work they do
after you get that squared away, we will help you with the rest.
any other questions????
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05-16-2009, 12:57 PM #20
Urologists and Endocrinologists know about AAS better than any other doctors but a discussion with them about bodybuilding applications of them is going to go no where. just start reading the forums here.
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05-16-2009, 12:57 PM #21New Member
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alright. sorry for the aditude. i was just getting stressed cause none had answered my qusetion till necro just did. i know of course diet is the most important thing. but its also easier to find out. if someone could maybe explain the types of steroids and which one is most reccomended and for what reason that would help.
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05-16-2009, 01:31 PM #24New Member
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05-16-2009, 01:55 PM #25
your too young for steroids .... i dont know were the link is.. and if BIG or T-MOS is around i think he got that on copy and paste lol.. i dont feel like typing it all out....
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05-16-2009, 01:57 PM #26
basically without typing forever.... it can possibly permanently damage your body.. shut you down. and so on.. no pounding girls... will have to stay on forever.. mess growth plates up.. stuff like that
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05-16-2009, 02:00 PM #27New Member
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05-16-2009, 02:04 PM #28
when you reached your maximum potential... and its debated but 23 and up... some say 21 others 25... he might not know that the problems he has was because of aas.. he could be taking dick pills for along time and never thought it was from the steroids .. who knows.. its just safer all around to wait till your body is ready for it
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05-16-2009, 02:11 PM #29New Member
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05-16-2009, 02:16 PM #30
3500 calories.... 350-400 grams protein 350-400 grams carbs about 50 grams fat.. 45% protein 45% carb 10% fat.. but its for my metabolism and so on.. some days i do low carbs high protein and switch to keep body guessing..
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05-16-2009, 02:20 PM #31New Member
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05-16-2009, 02:23 PM #32
get to the diet section and they will do something for you... keep in mind you want the most protein/calories out of normal food keep the shakes to a minimal..
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05-16-2009, 02:24 PM #33
i cant imagine what your daily calories needed is cause im nowere close to your weight...
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05-16-2009, 02:50 PM #34
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OP, just go post exactly what you eat in a day over in the diet forum. Tell them your stats, and they will help you get your diet straightened out.
Stick with it, and you'll be pleased with the results.
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05-16-2009, 08:17 PM #35
There are alot of people here with years of experience . There are alot of people here with stories of damage done by AAS . I bought bad gear from a guy giving advice. He was big and strong as the hulk , couldn't go wrong ? He said gear was good and I wasn't shooting right . First oral cycle ruined by need to go over the top . Was a couple years before I tried again . The concern is we all know bad stories from lack of knowledge . From reading forums you will never know it all but maybe enough to not get hurt. Hell. look at new posts to see how many experienced people with problems, that are looking for help.
Good luck
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05-16-2009, 08:46 PM #36
Do your own work and you will understand things better
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05-16-2009, 09:20 PM #37
You have came to the right place for infomation about steroids i wouldnt talk to a doctor or any1 in a gym, but people here on the fourms who have experience with these substances, and at least do a good years study of anabolics before even considering touching them. As for asking where to get it from Know the LAWS in your country before ordering.
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05-16-2009, 09:30 PM #38Junior Member
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Madklown you need to slow down and take a breath! Your putting the cart before the horse with your focus on steroids . Without a foundation to build from, any gains you may make on aas will be lost after you stop! It sounds like you don't even workout so taking steroids is like putting racing fuel into a run down piece of shit car and that is a very accurate comparison! You don't just decide one day "hell tomorrow I'm going to start taking steroids, start working out and get ******" ! It doesn't work that way, you need to start working out first then focus on your diet and I guarantee when you start seeing results "which you will" you may even decide that you don't need them. GET TO WORK , AND GOOD LUCK!
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06-12-2009, 08:54 PM #39
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How are we suppose to know exactly where you are in order to find a real person and no one is going to talk to you face to face! they are illegal and no one wants to get busted talking to some kid who will not even spend a few hours reading and doing research!! once you get to the Pro bodybuilder level, you will have all the connections for steroids , diet, exercise you will need!
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