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    Things that piss me off.....? me I piss myself off. when cycling I stare at da chickeepoos like I'm a ethiopian looking at steak and I can't help it.

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    Just overall staring is wierd...like my form is on a billboard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironbeck View Post
    Things that piss me off.....? me I piss myself off. when cycling I stare at da chickeepoos like I'm a ethiopian looking at steak and I can't help it.
    It wont piss you off that much if you go up to a few of them, talk to them, setup an encounter outside of the gym and then shag them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    It wont piss you off that much if you go up to a few of them, talk to them, setup an encounter outside of the gym and then shag them.
    ohhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooo

    then they hound you in gym and you have a new addition to the ''things that piss you off in gym'' thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    ohhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooo

    then they hound you in gym and you have a new addition to the ''things that piss you off in gym'' thread
    That just means you don't have to run on the treadmill to get your cardio in.

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    Things that piss me off at the gym - me - Who almost lost 225 on the bench when my shoulder decided to lock up randomly. . .yay

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    skinny guys that cut there sleeves off. fat chicks in spandex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    skinny guys that cut there sleeves off. fat chicks in spandex.

    lol & Ewwwwww

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    sleeves! WTF are those? and I live in the south so it's alot worse down here. Everyone cuts the sleeves off of ever shirt they have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    sleeves! WTF are those? and I live in the south so it's alot worse down here. Everyone cuts the sleeves off of ever shirt they have.
    I hate these even worse. . . There are quite a few total gym rat dudes that mob these. It's more like a show at a beach at LA Fitness.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13
    sleeves! WTF are those? and I live in the south so it's alot worse down here. Everyone cuts the sleeves off of ever shirt they have.
    This is how I picture Mr. Mis at the gym

    Last edited by jasc; 07-09-2012 at 02:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    It wont piss you off that much if you go up to a few of them, talk to them, setup an encounter outside of the gym and then shag them.
    I try but every time i break the ice my wife starts to give me dirty looks...lol
    Yea I know go a different time......I tryed that but nobody is ever there, when I go early on e weekends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    This is how I picture Mr. Mis at the gym

    Close. I prefer to wear my footloose shirt that is cut off at mid abdomen.

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    Double post. Sorry.
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    Cardio, that's what pisses me off lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13
    skinny guys that cut there sleeves off. fat chicks in spandex.
    Dude leave me alone. I have to buy a small so it doesn't come to my knees at 5'6 but then it's too small for my shoulders

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Cardio, that's what pisses me off lol


    Yes sir... Cardio sucks.

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    My new one is all the looks I got Friday when I finished my last set for leg day and hit the deck stepping away. Sat there for 10 min rubbing the cramps out as people were walking by trying to figure out what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironbeck View Post
    I try but every time i break the ice my wife starts to give me dirty looks...lol
    Yea I know go a different time......I tryed that but nobody is ever there, when I go early on e weekends.
    Ahh so what pisses you off at the gym isn't those chicks. It's that your wife goes to the same gym as you.

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    Ugly chicks that think they are hot but s bunch of honey dudes around and they think they are marissa miller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Ugly chicks that think they are hot but s bunch of honey dudes around and they think they are marissa miller.
    Who is Marissa Miller?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Ahh so what pisses you off at the gym isn't those chicks. It's that your wife goes to the same gym as you.
    BINGO!!!! we have a winner...lol I find myself browsing the local backpage(often) looking for perfect little 10 college cuties for 200/hr...I bang her(wife) when she is at home, and rub one out to porn when shes not around....ah... some perfect little tight strange.....I be back in 5 min...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13

    Who is Marissa Miller?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
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    Hell yea..yummy

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    I want you guys to quit drooling over my future ex wife like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I want you guys to quit drooling over my future ex wife like this.
    No drooling here, not bad though. She is to old to be my future ex wife. My future ex wife is only 10 right now. I dont plan on having another future ex wife for another 10 years so she will be 20 by then. She is out there somewhere. LOL
    My last future ex wife was only 1 when I graduated high school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

    I want you guys to quit drooling over my future ex wife like this.
    I love future ex's

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    i hate when little fvckers use the squat rack for doing bicep curls! there are only two places to do squats and the little cvnt is using the 45lb bar with 5lbs on the outside. i will go grab your lazy ass a curl bar and put 55lbs on it! i guess he just needed something to fill his little hands out since they are not used to handling things that require a thick grip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    i hate when little fvckers use the squat rack for doing bicep curls! there are only two places to do squats and the little cvnt is using the 45lb bar with 5lbs on the outside. i will go grab your lazy ass a curl bar and put 55lbs on it! i guess he just needed something to fill his little hands out since they are not used to handling things that require a thick grip!
    First place hate award!! This one is the worst

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    gotta love the rage in this thread...its my only fluid subscribed thread

    someones gonna need to post a vid

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i hate when little fvckers use the squat rack for doing bicep curls! there are only two places to do squats and the little cvnt is using the 45lb bar with 5lbs on the outside. i will go grab your lazy ass a curl bar and put 55lbs on it! i guess he just needed something to fill his little hands out since they are not used to handling things that require a thick grip!
    I haven't seen somebody do that in a long time. You should get in his face and scare him in to doing that over near the benches by the dumbbell rack. I bet he's cheating to get the bar up too isn't he?

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    why was she at the gym? does your gym have a kitchen?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I haven't seen somebody do that in a long time. You should get in his face and scare him in to doing that over near the benches by the dumbbell rack. I bet he's cheating to get the bar up too isn't he?

    i was steaming! like i said, i almost went get the curl bar or the whole damn curl rack, just so i could use basically the only squat rack in a huge gym! matter of fact, i am still P.O.ed!

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    At least the damn L.A. Fintess has 3, 2 nice one and one POS. But, getting on one is still a bitch. . . .


    I can't say it pisses me off too much but- - - The biotch that spends over 30 minutes on just the squat rack. But, it's kinda okay since they are all damn good looking. . .

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    They have la fitness in AZ? Weird
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i was steaming! like i said, i almost went get the curl bar or the whole damn curl rack, just so i could use basically the only squat rack in a huge gym! matter of fact, i am still P.O.ed!
    You should make a sign that says "squat cages are not to be used for 50lbs ez bar curls." And tape it right on the mirror behind the cage so he can see it right in his face when he goes in there.

    Ever consider giving him the option to either use the preacher bench or you'll just break his arm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    At least the damn L.A. Fintess has 3, 2 nice one and one POS. But, getting on one is still a bitch. . . .


    I can't say it pisses me off too much but- - - The biotch that spends over 30 minutes on just the squat rack. But, it's kinda okay since they are all damn good looking. . .
    Hot chicks I think are exempt.

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    Fat Ugly Dike looking Personal Trainer chics.

    Tiny Personal Trainer guys. ???????????? WHY?
    HAHAHAHA....that does crak me the hell up, the tiny personal trainer dudes. Dont u have to practice wat u preach?!?!? Its like getting advice from a fat nutritionist or a doctor that is smoking, makes no sense!!! Most of em took a weekend class and act like they know wats goin on in the gym, clueless.

    Another one i didnt see yet was when someone is spotting me, I always tell 'em "dont touch it unless it stops or goes down". I'm on a heavy lift with only 2 reps or so and the weight is moving slow and they lift my fuc%in# weight!!! I hate that, dont touch it unless it stops or goes down douche!!! Gotta agree bout the ole naked men in the lockerooms, man i didnt realize that was an epidemic!

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    1 - The worst is when people smell bad - I can't even do my breathing technique right anymore!
    2 - Dumba**es that think they are the sh*t - even if I'm 60 pounds bigger than them - they still give the stup*d snob look!
    3 - The pop stup*d music - I don't wanna listen to lil wayne|
    4 - Never enough space - it's always packed - I have to wait for a bench all the time and I never get the weights that i need!
    5 - the guy that doesn't know when to stop his cycle or roids!
    6- The fat chicks that stretch their vag!
    7 - Group of arabs, indians or chinese kids at the gym!
    8 - people that don't have a back or legs - they only workout on their chest or arms!
    9 - anyone shorter than 5feet 5 at the gym!
    10 - When someone screams at the top of their lungs and they didn't even lift much!
    11 - someone using the squat rack for biceps curls
    I'll have to think about the rest!

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